We really are living in the dumbest future. Couldn't get regular zombie monkeys, had to get STD zombie monkeys.

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"

pretty bad nomading if you ask me

it’s simply too dangerous for health insurance executives out there. we should ban for profit health insurance. for safety

imagine being in that room and literally not being able to come up with another single way to make more money than this

This is simply not true. The number of independent bookstores in the USA doubled between 2016 and 2023. People open indie bookstores every day. We need to support them so they'll stay here.

www.salon.com/2024/10/05/i...

it snowed one time when we visited the in-laws in florida and that forever changed the course of my life

Jerry and Kramer meme Jerry: Kramer what’s going on in there? Blue Sky logo Kramer: We’re skeetin Jerry

never skeet

no

god give me the strength to be like the houseguest using bible study as an excuse to be utterly useless while his wife does everything

um libraries are great and you could literally save $32 million simply by not sending the whole damn fire department in front of my house out every two minutes just to be back three minutes later

bluesky is either like Noah’s ark or like whatever the opposite of that is

we have all lost already

the one not for charity because I want them to really mean it

Barbie or Oppenheimer?

who invited you to bluesky

paul is the alt

libraries are a wonderful place and you may forget about them for 20 years or something but they will always forgive you

the content I would pay for

went back to the bird for a minute and forgot how quickly the vibes go off if you engage these days

bluesky is either like Noah’s ark or like whatever the opposite of that is

how is this legal

food sucks. all of it

the qt format fight was especially painful. gimme a good old reply fight if we’re gonna do this

Legalize hongos

Tweets from the Georgetowner newspaper: At The Georgetowner, we sincerely and deeply apologize for sending out today's online newsletter with the wrong photo from our "Weekend Roundup" story. (see below for more). Since we wished everyone a "Happy Juneteenth Weekend!," we obviously should have run the picture accompanying our story on the "Juneteenth Foundation's Third Annual Freedom Festival" rather than the one on the "Rosé All Day" celebration.

A screenshot of the tweet in question, where a white woman in a dress is on the ground laughing, surrounded by flowers, as a friend refills her glass of wine

oh my fucking god