Why am I always full of piss.
There's always more pee in this Sisyphean nightmare.
Posts by That Smiley Pup
Feed me poppers and tell me I'm a good boy
I dunno, looks perfect to me
That's the spirit!
Hope next time is soon for you guys, though?
It's a feeling I'm very familiar with. Jino and I are often separated by oceans and it's difficult managing that.
Communication is absolutely important though, we've made it through and I have faith that you and your not BF but totally BF can do the same
Yeah, the yearning for time with a specific person when they aren't around is so dang hard.
It suuuuuuuuuuucks, but it's not forever. You'll see them again
Decked out and ready to jump in all the puddles
I mean...
If you insist π
They keep yelling at me about "it ain't pride without bread"
Please, I'm scared
Who told you!
You weren't meant to find out π
Left twix tastes better
Don't @ me
I'm gonna need to call in reinforcements for that
One week away from 200 days locked
What should I do to celebrate...
Oh hell yeah!
We'll deserved win, bro!
When he openly wears your keys on his necklace in public....
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I'm so proud of @jino.dog!
He's come so far as a performer in three years
Wish I could've been there to watch and support him
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Every gym you go to!
Me...
You put me here...
Idiot
We stan a short king
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Happy to be performing in Unapologetic: Student Showcase & Soiree as part of the 2026 Melanated Pole Fest in Seattle π
If you're in the area and wanna see me (and, y'know, other people) pole dance, check it out.
www.aupa.studio/event-detail...
Feat. Smiley desperately trying to not fall asleep
Cozy beach day with my hot hot huspup πΆβ€οΈπΆ
Grab a tailors tape measure and measure around the widest part of your sack.
Or if you don't have that you can use a piece of (non-stretchy) string, mark the length, then measure the string
Anyone who wears rigid ball stretchers long term (metal or plastic)
I need help with some data points!
Can you tell me both:
-the inner diameter of the stretcher
-Circumference of your balls at the widest.
Personally I wear a 34mm diameter and have 205mm circumference balls
Oh no, my husband is in mortal danger π±
I liked it so I put a ring on it
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Furries be like "I'm so hungry I could swallow a horse π₯Ίππ"
I have a contract and everything
I'm gonna sniff that bulge so damn hard
AS IS MY RIGHT!
It doesn't get easier