I bounced off the server slam very quickly but my goodness does Marathon have its hooks in me. Total vibes game + crunchy arena shooter. Feels like classic Bungie at its best

Oh we’re going to do this every offseason, aren’t we?

I am a big proponent but I am constantly asked by my wife to “turn off the fancy lights”

I met your dad in 07 from the railing of the Jags Broncos game in Denver. He stood and talked with my brother and I for about 15-20 minutes pregame and asked us about Montana. Pretty awesome experience for a high schooler going to his first NFL game. I’ll never forget his kindness (+ the win!)

Mariners inflicting severe psychic damage

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Going to work today feels like an insane use of time

I gotta stop watching baseball this early in the season, this team is gonna kill me

Go Mariners

hell yes

fuck the yankees, I hope they all get norovirus

I have a feeling a sick day is in my future

A Nintendo Switch 2 on top of a Jacksonville Jaguars desk mat

Switch 2 secured, bring on WWIII

I never want to hear about Burger King again

Butte Montana’s drunkest asshole and that is _saying something_

The RAM I put in my computer two years ago is now worth more than what I paid for the whole thing

The hard drive I bought Tuesday has doubled in price

I’m starting a new job tomorrow after 15 months of looking!

Patriots I wish you a very lousy offseason spent mostly in courtrooms

Patriots being in this game instead of Buffalo or the Jags is a disservice to the sport

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Love watching dominating line play. Seahawks wrecking shop on both sides of the ball

Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start a Super Bowl. If, after the game, he attacks a truck driver and gets stabbed, he will be the second USC quarterback to do that.

Pregame horseshit meter especially high this year

feeling vindicated that Darren Aronofsky, known film hack, is getting into generative AI. I have hated that man for so long and I was RIGHT

Having seen three Patriots playoffs games I am certain the Jags would have stomped them. Bummer

Jags should've won the AFC

Every day I wake up and look at the news and I think “wow osama bin laden truly kicked our fucking ass” and then I just go to work or something