Tear up that fat cunt's contract.

Two fucking chances all game and they're ahead. Self inflicted every time.

Get Ralston as far to fuck as humanly possible.

What, in the name of fuck, was that?

Far too easy.

That's my biggest concern. We should be out of sight.

Hopefully we don't let things drop second half. We should be out of sight.

Engels penalised for having an elbow thrown in his face.

Terrible half. Inviting pressure constantly, no attempt to create anything.

Happy new King of the Hill day to all who celebrate it.

tbf, I bombed a country when no one came to my birthday party too.

Birthday caird pish.

One good performance this season and that was when we beat Rangers 3-0. Offered little since. The drop off from him to Hatate is startling.

We don't deserve to win this.

Unless I’m very mistaken, which past form would suggest reasonably likely, it’s twenty years ago today that The Thick of It was first broadcast. This means that Ollie Reader is now 43 and, I would imagine, writing speeches about immigration for Keir Starmer.

When we discuss the genocide in Gaza, we must choose our words carefully.

My letter in today's edition of the @irishtimes.com

Abhorrent, sickening behaviour.

I recently reread this. For weeks I would look forward to the Monday and Thursday updates.

Have fond memories of being on a train with questionable WiFi during that glorious day at Wembley, following the live stream.

To my shame I’ve never been in a book club, but I have spent many hours contemplating potential names for one. This is a thread of the leading contenders, starting with these five…
 
5. Page Against the Machine
4. Philip K. Dick Picks
3. Orwell-endowed
2. The Full Brontë
1. Prose Before Hoes

“I will not be a member of a party that overlaps with far right populists in any respect.”

They’re fighting the 2029 election when they should be implementing the result of the 2024 election. And they’re fighting it cosplaying as Reform. Hard nope.

Desperate, knee-jerk action from the ECB banning trans women from ALL club cricket. They have been playing without issue in the club game for ever. What is the rationale bar an overly officious view of the Supreme Court's decision (which doesn't mandate this)? It feels rushed and cruel.

A very good afternoon to this lady who has dressed her dog in a Pope outfit and taken him to St Peter's Square for the #Conclave procession.

New series of Sistine to One underway.

Conclave latest

Tom saying the quiet part loud I'd suggest.

A tale of two donkeys.

The BBC:
It's the 80th anniversary of the defeat of fascism in Europe.
We'll have a week of programming celebrating this momentous occasion

Also the BBC:
Here's Nigel Farage for the 4000th time telling us why immigrants are subhuman scum

They're utterly terrible. Naturally I want them.

Bumper stickers: "CLUNGE MAGNET" (pic of magnet) "LEST WE FORGET" (pic of sad soldier)

Amazing scenes in the carpark today.

Liverpool falls silent to remember the 97 football fans who were unlawfully killed in the Hillsborough disaster 36 years ago today