Call me Tree the way my girl got me exploding in the cold

Today I figured...what does it even matter anymore and had Arby's for lunch...

Just saw the trailer for this game, giving me roguelite brigador vibes

One of my fav parts of my job is when they dress the axles in slutty fishnets

Gonna start posting over here I guess....

1st post back a "salad" I made for the wife for her lunch.

Aside from doommoding...I know you as the #1 kuja fan for those cheeks lol

Everyone seems to love him so I'll share here,

Welded a dog with scrap metal from work

Get home, walk inside, plane noise...

Just my middle child playing genshin and the ps4 is fighting for its life...

Jellyroll watching the movie Bad Guys

"That snake ain't in the grass...and that shark ain't in the water"

Sunday is father's day, if want a new dad I'll be your dad...

I get to claim you on my taxes tho.

In minority report...did they only see murders...or where like like watching people dump in their neighbors yard?

Why did my 9yo just tell me "good boy" when I told her I was about to make her dino nuggies...

What are the schools teaching the children..

Job update:

I lost my 10mm...excuse me in my time of mourning...

Pun doodles

Me playing warframe by myself vs me playing as soon as my parents walk in

Got confused for a min...thought this was about a "toy" that laid eggs inside...

Esquie Doodle #expedition33

is that a MFing evangelion reference?
#Expedition33

Damn, good to know I'm not alone in disliking sublime...I just never got it.

Listening to my wife's audiobook of forth wing...

This is just a high school drama....but with dragons...and sex...

Not with the dragons I unfortunately found out...

Bravo to the IT guy who sent a simulated phishing attempt email from

"Gordon Freeman of black mesa research institute"

Little did they know some of us blue collar workers have class

Reboot mentioned!

Playing* not saying lol

Been saying #ff14 on PS5 more, and controller really has some good perks,

Typing sucks tho...I'll have to invest in a keyboard just for the ps5

Y'all really nailed the sun design!

12 INCHES OF DOOM SLAYER!!!!

OSHA inspector showing up to one of "those" parties in FF14

Out of town for work training...unpack only the essentials...

Christopher Walken in dune:

"I got a fever...and the prescription is the death of the House Atreides!"