Saw that movie way younger than I should have and am regularly thankful for that. This is amazing!

Ska is like pep band with a 2 drink minimum.

Are they great works of literature? Nah. Are they fun and kinda goofy? Yup. IMO definitely worth the read.

You good sir are a light in the darkness.

cartoon: Klingons in a Peanuts style Of all the Charlie Gowrons in the world, you're the Charlie Gowroniest!

Cartoon: Charlie Gowron

Things I say to my dogs that I’ll never say during sex

“Ok, when you bite daddy, playtime’s over.”

The Patriots coach couldn't get away from that handshake quick enough. Jeesh.

I feel like I missed a shitload of subtext in that halftime show.

First thoughts on the game. Who is the nutsack singing the anthem?

Well, it's Groundhog Day. Again.

Lego Gameboy with extra game cartridge and manual.

Finally put this together. I was not expecting the level of detail on this.

Jeezus creepin shit the ending of the Bears game! Fuckin how?

This show was my intro to Batman. Still love it.

I'm just gonna say it, any end zone celebration beyond a high five or fist pump should be banned. No fine, you dance you're done for the game. It's not even about disrespect for the other team, you just look like a jackass.

I'd never wondered what it would be like if Jagermeister and root beer hatefucked, but here we are.

Why is it that as soon as there's snow on the ground, every a-hole with a snowmobile decides to tear through my front yard?

Emmett Otters jug band Christmas is the origin of the modern mashup song. I will take no notes on this.

Hot take: Goalies are the hobbits of hockey.

Can someone ask RFK what kind of autism you get if you stuff your foreskin full of Tylenol? Or does it just cancel out? Did we find the loophole?

Two amazing black t-shirts with a flaming monkey skull design one the left shirt and a cartoon illustration of a knight with their head being eaten by a mimic on the right.

I recently moved my shop to a dedicated Dashery storefront and I am so happy to report that the quality of apparel and items is excellent! #ttrpg #dnd

d20monkey.dashery.com

That makes it bit better and somehow worse...

Tom Clancy's The Joy of Sex.

Saw an ICE recruiting add on social media. Saw 'Protect the Homeland' and cringed so hard I hurt myself.

I have the best wife. She stopped by a random bookstore, saw a copy of the Tenchi Muyo RPG, and picked it up for me. Paid less than a dollar for it too. Love my bargain ninja!

Incase you missed the announcement yesterday: @jorphdan.bsky.social and I are hosting an Itch Jam!
It's all about making mini #OSR modules inspired by fake book titles.
Check it out: itch.io/jam/appx-n-jam

This review made my day. The only person that thinks this is spicy also thinks ranch is 'a but much'.

Alright which one of you supremely talented people made this. I love it.

#BecauseINeverRelent

Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.