Is he getting his blood pressure monitored?

Ye didn't really think that through before saying it, did he?

He's completely lost track of where things are with the blockade, hasn't he?

🧶 #knit #sew #crochet #craft

So much winning.

Keeping busy doesn't stop you being mad as a box of frogs though, eh, Don?

Harold be thy name.

So he's comparing Trump to Jesus?

It was Keegan in my day!

It wasn't easy for the people who were killed.

Oh upside down cake was definitely a thing - I ogled it in my mum's Margaritte Patten cookery card set. She just never made it and now I feel like it was a major gap in my upbringing.

OK, I grew up in the 70s and confess I have never tasted pineapple upside down cake. I did have an awful lot of baked Alaska, though - does that make up for it?

Could be!

Rodney Trotter.

Subtext: "only WE are allowed to rape OUR daughters".

You either need any separation of church and state or you don't. You can't have it both ways.

Not peak insanity, by Trump standards.

Trump's really pissed off that they didn't make him Pope, isn't he?

People in glass houses, Mr President.

Japan would like a word, please.

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum

But Russia helps Iran and he tries to get Putin's mate elected. Couldn't make it up.

Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

Reassuringly one-sided.

I heard an interview in which Michael Wolff said Melania is the only person he's scared of - she knows where the bodies are buried (figuratively, certainly; literally, who knows?)

Ha! She hates his guts, doesn't she?

Me too. Must be getting near lunchtime.

He wouldn't have planned it that way but he'll take that as his desperately needed "win".

Not waving but drowning. Even Melania can see which way the wind is blowing.

And those 4 PhDs are the ones left after the more qualified people were killed.