Family law cases never cease to amaze me. Some are just tragic. Others are comedies.

Believe it or not,The Doors wrote People are Strange before online dating existed.

They actually deported a Canadian to the moon.

Fair assessment.

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Oh no!!!! Are you ok?

If the coauthor is MCA from the Beastie Boys, I have a million questions.

What kind of donuts?

*bone spurs

Kids say the cutest things when playing with Legos.

The actual commandment is “Sue thy neighbor when their fence is 6” onto the adjacent property when both properties are 8 acres.” Right @thegodshow.com?

Are there any Vermont business/property attorneys here? I have a referral.

Are there any Vermont business/property attorneys here? I have a referral.

That boiler plate contract language finally pays off.

No expert discovery in Oregon either. Nothing like finding out the other side’s experts on the day of trial.

How do I make the world switch to WordPerfect?

I always considered Diana Ross to be the supreme leader.

This is really fucking up the lyrics to We Didn’t Start the Fire.

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

Son: Is being a lawyer just saying “stupid fucker” under your breath after each phone call?

Sore losers

The Oscar for best movie that’s frequently on TV on a lazy, rainy day goes to… Point Break.

The biathlon in the Winter Olympics cracks me up.

Process server named Bobby Brown: Care if I serve him at work?

Me: It’s your prerogative.

Dropped the ball on the whole intelligence thing.

Would be cool if Art Monk joined the Walk for Peace once they arrive in DC.

She was charged with “best idea ever!”