What am I missing ?🤣🤣

DJI Air 3 ND64 filter.

This will be brought up by airline management in some pilot groups future contract negotiations—I guarantee it🤣🤣

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@chrislhayes remember that time John Brennan got hacked by teenagers and got sensitive CIA intelligence that was on his AOL email account?

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I can’t read either article because of a paywall, but it seems like the Boston Globe needs to pick a side. Maybe one is a guest editorial 🤷‍♂️

Why isn’t there a squirrel flavor dog food?

That means it was 60% too long.

It baffles me how I can maneuver an A321 in a tight alley and park exactly on the line after making a 90° turn yet I park my car like this just about every time🤷‍♂️

Man oh man the passenger anxiety level is through the roof at ORD! It’s at least an hour to get from 294 into the terminal. Ya’ll are dragging so many bags. Ambulances rushing here and there.

Can’t wait to board 230 of you and take you flying.

Garbage in, garbage out still applies I think…

Abeam beside

I’m At the ORD Bus/Shuttle center and it’s currently being used to house migrants.

What a stark reminder that where you’re born is a lottery.

If I were born to different parents it could be me on that cot.

I get way more out of the Smithsonian Channel’s “Air disasters” than my “approved” recurrent ground school consisting of a computer synthesized voice reading me manuals that I’ve already read.🥴

Who da faq names their kid “Baked Alaska “?

So build some fucking boats. This isn’t rocket science.

The 1st time you’re asked: “are you the inflight entertainment?” You 😊

The 2nd time: 🫤

The 3rd time: 🥴

The 4th time: 🙄

I’ve been fly completely innocuous aircraft for 40 years and have never had armor, cameras of any kind and rarely extra tanks.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true…

Probably Trumps new AG….

I’ve been reading about fentanyl being sent to election workers around the country and did what any democracy loving American would do— I volunteered to be an election worker.

You should too.

I’m once again find myself at that point in my recurrent annual training where I’m reminded to “never reposition the deceased to a jumpseat”.🤣

I wonder what would happen if the TSA required the log in credentials of every FFDOs social media accounts? Maybe they already do.

I’m guessing a few more medicals might be in jeopardy 🤷‍♂️

Is there anything more mind numbing than synthesized speech reading you OPSPECs?

It’s recurrent time🙃

Didn’t he give the San Juan grid rebuild to a buddy that had like 1 pickup truck?

Michigan man made racist, homophobic slurs in radio transmissions to Coast Guard Earlier this year, the U.S. Coast Guard received numerous harassing radio transmissions. Falsely crying mayday and letting loose racial and homophobic slurs, the prankster caused military personnel to...

Now if we could only do something about the juvenile delinquents on guard frequency🤔

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This was our first year skipping the trick or treating tradition. It was not an easy task. You’d be amazed how many youts will walk up a dark walk to an unlit house and knock.

To say a pilot with a gun wouldn’t have prevented 9/11 (which is why some pilots are armed) is just a guess. I hate guns, I hate being forced to work around them. The motivation of those who carry them isn’t always patriotic—sometimes it’s just gun lust.However, the ffdo program has mostly worked

I think it’s going overboard to say it’s unnecessary—Perhaps better screening. But then again, screening is already pretty good. Maybe it was the mushrooms again🤷‍♂️

I’ll probably never subscribe to starlink, but I sure do like the spectacle in the early am when flying a red eye.

I haven’t taken FDProX out of dark mode all week.