Update: nvm I'm the cat he just pulled a chair from under my legs and I fell on the floor

Can confirm. I'm the stairs.

But bed could be *more* covered? (Can you tell I'd rather be in bed right now than what I'm actually doing)

Hear me out though. Bed cozy. Bed temple. Bed not involved with that. Therefore: bed. Something something seventh day = rest. Am i on the right track here?

By rolling over. Acknowledging Sunday and owning it 🤌

Chill. Clock out at 4. Chill. Its a pretty simple plan if you ask me

They are incredible dog videos

Don't cancel it via the direct debit. Too many problems.

Its the biggest pile of BS I've ever seen. Your phone has a gaydar and its working backwards

Do nothing. Let laziness win. Give in. Sleep.

It should be

Hear me out though.