Omg that stache

This is Stripey (my 7 year old named him)

Born with no tail and with his face a bit curvy, missing his right eye.

We're keeping him a few weeks to see if his back end works ok and to make a plan for his jaw, but eventually he will need a home.

That time Sam Rockwell made me confused about my sexuality because if I'm attracted to him, does that mean I'm attracted to George W. Bush??

This is a good basic chart

Vern thought this was cool at first but has now rescinded his approval and is gonna need a lot more snacks to believe this isn't absolutely batshit.
(Not pictured: The next time we got in the sidecar, Vern saying, "this is absolutely batshit, please let me out")

Moonlight survived a coyote trap. He is such a badass that he was found just nonchalantly dragging the damn thing around and still asking for pets and food. I don't think he even paused to seem concerned about losing his leg.

Hopefully soon we will find him a forever home.