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'Hamlet' (2026) Review Hamlet comes home for his father's funeral and finds his uncle Claudius marrying his widowed mother Gertrude. His father's ghost reveals Claudius murdered him, leading Hamlet toward revenge and intros...

“Riz Ahmed and Aneil Karia’s Hamlet is a bare-bones adaptation of William Shakespeare’s arguably most prolific and longest work, trimmed down for a modern, attention-splintered audience.”

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'The Testaments' Review What's great about The Testaments is it finds a happy medium between nostalgia and currency. It doesn't fall into the trap of trying to rekindle the Handmaid's Tale magic by leaning too much into original characters and storylines. Instead, The Testaments makes nods to the preceding series only to introduce some interesting new characters and help integrate them into the broader Handmaid's Tale "world."

“What’s great about The Testaments is it finds a happy medium between nostalgia and currency.” @hulu

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'The Boys' Final Season Review A group of vigilantes set out to take down corrupt superheroes who abuse their superpowers.

“The satirical superhero series The Boys returns for its fifth and final season, and to say the end is nigh is an understatement for this final lap.”

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'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' Review Mario ventures into space, exploring cosmic worlds and tackling galactic challenges far from the familiar Mushroom Kingdom.

“Building out a galaxy of ideas without giving any of them the gravity to truly land.”

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'$POSITIONS' Review A Midwest worker risks his savings on crypto, spiraling into gambling addiction and straining ties with his girlfriend, disabled brother, and recovering addict cousin in this anxious modern comedy.

“$POSITIONS is a low-budget film, but it does not require a flashy set and big budget (crypto or otherwise) to cause nausea and unease.“

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'Pizza Movie' Review High college students face an unexpectedly epic journey when they must navigate two flights of stairs to retrieve their pizza delivery, turning a simple task into a surreal adventure.

“Pizza Movie (just a placeholder) is quite literally the most insane comedy I’ve seen in years and you’ve gotta applaud the creative team behind it for going weird with it.”

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SXSW 2026: Grind Interview | Rob Huebel + Christopher Rodriguez Marquette

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'She Dances' Review A struggling single father tries to reconnect with his distant teenage daughter while chaperoning her at a regional dance competition in the Southeast.

“She Dances is a gripping tale of grief and trauma told through the eyes of a father and daughter working through it all in one fateful weekend trip.”

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'Pretty Lethal' Review It follows a group of ballerinas as they try to escape from a remote inn after their bus breaks down on the way to a dance competition.

“Operating firmly as a genre film, Pretty Lethal is lean and energetic, prioritizing execution over excess.”

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'Hoppers' Review A 19-year-old animal lover uses technology that places her consciousness into a robotic beaver to uncover mysteries within the animal world beyond her imagination.

“Mixed messaging and the Avatar gimmick aside, Hoppers primarily feels like Pixar’s return to the drawing board.”

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'Ted' Season 2 Review It's 1993, and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed. He's living back home with his best friend, John Bennett, and his family. While Ted may be a lousy influence on John, he's a loyal pal who will...

“Season 2 oddly feels more scattershot narratively than last season, with 30-minute plots that don’t seem to flow as well as before. But even so, the jokes still land and the weirdness of this show remains intact.“

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'Still Standing' Review After the Los Angeles wildfires leave thousands of homes contaminated with toxic ash, residents face an impossible choice: should they risk their health to return home?

“Still Standing is compact, urgent, and undeniably affecting. The short shines a necessary light on insurance neglect and regulatory gaps that leave families stranded.”

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Out of the Theater Reaction - PROJECT HAIL MARY is a phenomenal sci-fi epic with the Lord/Miller charm attached. Gosling navigates the comedy and dramatics with ease and delivers a top tier performance. Beautiful visuals, powerful emotions and an unexpected crowd pleaser through the stars.

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'DTF St. Louis' Review A darkly comedic tale of three middle-aged individuals entangled in a love triangle, leading to one's untimely demise.

“DTF St. Louis is a surreal comedy that delivers its humor with a sense of sincerity that makes it all the more hilarious. It’s terrifically timed, and its seriousness offers some of the best comedy in years.”

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'Scream 7' Review When a new Ghostface killer emerges in the town where Sidney Prescott has built a new life, her darkest fears are realized as her daughter becomes the next target.

“Rather than the usual high standards we’ve come to expect from a Scream film, this new film arrives DOA with no identity, excitement, or fun.”

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'Danny is My Boyfriend' Review After discovering they're dating the same man, a recovering codependent living with her mother and a socially awkward babysitter fumble their way through a series of misguided schemes...

“An absurdist, heavily ad-libbed comedy, Danny Is My Boyfriend feels like National Lampoon shared a cringy, three martini lunch with Curb Your Enthusiasm.”

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'Staring Contest' Review Two friends are having a staring contest when something enters and everything changes.

“Staring Contest is a 99 second animated short that might be brief on run time but is lengthy in topic.”

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'Seaweed Snacks' Review A hard-edged dad just wants to survive another birthday party, but when a try-hard super dad won't take "no" for an answer, things get real awkward - real fast.

“A relatable comedy about a divorced dad trapped in a conversational quagmire with an overcaffeinated super dad, Seaweed Snacks nails the social horror of the kid birthday party circuit.”

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'Silent Night, Deadly Night' 4K UHD Review After seeing his parents killed by someone dressed as Santa, a grown man later wears a Santa suit himself and seeks violent revenge.

All Is Not Calm As Silent Night, Deadly Night Comes Home; Now Available on Digital, DVD, Blu-ray, and 4K UHD!

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'Murphy's Ranch' Review Nate and his legally blind brother, Asher uncover a secret Nazi cult in the Los Angeles hills during a routine pool cleaning job. They must decide to risk everything to stop a horrifying resurrection ...

“Set to the pulse of an 80s PI show, John Michael Riva’s Murphy’s Ranch is a hip, clever short that ends way too soon.”

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'Shoresy' Season 5 Review Sees the foul-mouthed, chirp-serving, mother-loving, fan favorite character, Shoresy, join a senior AAA hockey team in Sudbury on a quest to never lose again.

“Letterkenny walked so Shoresy could run. Five seasons in, and this incredible spinoff continues to be innovative and fresh, while familiar and sharp.”

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'Paradise' Season 2 Review Follows Xavier (Brown) as he leaves the bunker to search for his wife, exploring the world three years after "The Day".

“Season two of Paradise takes us outside of the bunker into a dystopian future that rivals the high emotions the first season brought out.”

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'Love is Blind' Season 10 Review Singles who want to be loved for who they are, rather than what they look like, have signed up for a less-conventional approach to modern dating.

“This season is different, the contestants are factually more mature than previous years with only two contestants under the age of 30 and they all come from my home state of OH-IO… so maybe I am a little biased.”

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'How to Make a Killing' Review Disowned at birth by his obscenely wealthy family, blue-collar Becket Redfellow will stop at nothing to reclaim his inheritance, no matter how many relatives stand in his way.

“Confident, tightly constructed, and anchored by a commanding lead turn, How to Make a Killing executes its vision with precision, fully committing to the ruthless ambition at its core.”

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THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT is Another Bad Adaptation w/ GorTheMovieGod | The Cinefied Podcast
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On this episode of The Cinefied Podcast - Special Guest Chris ( GorTheMovieGod ) and Cinefied’s Connor Petrey discuss the latest BAD adaptation of a videogame on our screens… The Mortuary Assistant!

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