FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.

Rep. Analilia Mejia didn’t come to play.

She went back to the Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871.

Then brought it straight to now.

“Stand up, defend, restore not only our democracy but also a just economy that actually works for working people.”

#SheShed

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong.

Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx. 

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

We should be learning from other countries...

It was John Roberts, in the library, with the candlestick. He bludgeoned democracy.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/us/politics/s...

#SCOTUS #SupremeCorruption #GOPTraitors #GOPSedition […]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

WISE MOVE MAMDANI!

Tick-tock.
Time's UP!
Tax the wealthy.
Make America Healthy!

#TAXTHERICHSAVEAMERICA

More evidence submissions for Section 4, 25th Amendment

Sleep well! And dream of this here.
Ukraine is Europe, too!

bsky.app/profile/24hoursukraine.b...

i hope the eric swallwell article kicks off another round of political MeToo. we need to get these sexual predators out of politics for good

Stick 'em all in one resolution, with one or down vote. Let's see who actually believes in standards of decency versus scoring bullshit partisan political points.

Let us all remember that racist birther trash Melania didn’t give a shit about brown kids in cages so she surely doesn’t give a shit about Epstein survivors. Everything she does is a grift for herself which is why she plugged her propaganda book in her speech.

"Epstein was not alone."

Melania Trump

Important for everyone to understand that no matter how Trump’s mistake in Iran wraps up, America will be in a worse position than we were the day Trump took out the Iranian leadership and that’s after spending a billion a day and 13 service member’s lives.

They keep talking about cutting Medicaid and then ask for money for JAILS

We are not here to wage war, and pay taxes.

We are here to love each other, and protect this magical planet.

I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.

There’s currently a frantic search taking place for two US pilots who were shot down in Iran, and this idiot is talking about taking the oil.

Two brilliant civil rights lawyers - one Asian American; one Black American. Both women. @aclu.org’s Cecellia Wang & @legaldefensefund.bsky.social’s @janainelson.bsky.social. They argued two of the most consequential cases in SCOTUS this year. This embrace is one of my favorite moments of the day.

Trump just said this
The U.S. has to focus on fighting wars
"WE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF
DAYCARE, MEDICARE, OR
MEDICARE

GEEZ..Didn't he say America First

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch

For

r e a s o n s

AOC: Companies like Palantir are mining endlessly the data and privacy of the American people—keeping track of everything that they say and do. And sending it to a militarized government. 

MacFarlane: As for the press secretary saying that I’m a veteran CBS reporter—I am not a veteran CBS reporter, I am a former CBS reporter—but I am a veteran reporter, and I’m here to break news.

White House is in panic mode. Iran war is not going as they expected. American people are worried about these much higher grocery and housing prices, because higher oil prices are going to raise all of our prices at home. Trump is flailing & has a different rationale every day. #sheshed

Oh.

So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature.

Got it.