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Good things afoot over at my alt/concept account @logonlog.bsky.social.

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We were told crypto would abet drug sales and trafficking and I'm sure it does, but it's also just an extension of the standard kleptocracy. Covers far more fraud.

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IN THIS HOUSE:
- WE BELIEVE -
TOUCH GRASS!!!!!!
YOUR ASS IS GRASS
YOU DO THE MATH.
IT'S WINE O'CLOCK
~~~SOMEWHERE....

20 hours ago 37 1 3 0
From the video game Look Outside. Dude in his dark apartment. Text box says "You're not tired yet."

From the video game Look Outside. Dude in his dark apartment. Text box says "You're not tired yet."

False.

4 months ago 37 3 2 1

"Cinnamon schnapps" is a hard drink to order if you've already had five.

4 months ago 38 2 6 0
Randall sends a sparkly zap ball out from his fingie.

Randall sends a sparkly zap ball out from his fingie.

Whit from The Stand gets zapped and his mouth melts.

Whit from The Stand gets zapped and his mouth melts.

"...The more you noooooooo!"

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The guy who played the maitre d in the TNG episode The Royale saying "This ain't how Americans act" in The Stand.

The guy who played the maitre d in the TNG episode The Royale saying "This ain't how Americans act" in The Stand.

Riker, Worf and Data walking into the Royale.

Riker, Worf and Data walking into the Royale.

"Screw you dude, tell us how to get out of the Royale!"

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Rob Cantor's This is Not a Trampoline is an all-time fav album.

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Amazing, thanks!

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Thank you!

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Harold from The Stand singing the National Anthem.

Harold from The Stand singing the National Anthem.

They gave this actor the task "sing the National Anthem like you could not mean it less" and he NAILED IT. This is my new flagg.

1 day ago 17 1 1 0

Anyone else have dozens of linked memories of your Mom pulling the car up to a Del Taco as a kid and mumbling to yourself "of the taco? of...the taco," vainly trying to make sense of a broken world whose madness had until so recently been safely tucked away behind the cherrywood veneer of childhood?

4 months ago 55 2 3 0
Folder of music vids by Blockhead, Death Cab for Cutie, Galantis, Glass Animals, Major Lazer, Max Cooper, mcbaise, SIAMES, The Backseat Lovers, The White Stripes, tUnE-yArDs and Tierra Whack.

Folder of music vids by Blockhead, Death Cab for Cutie, Galantis, Glass Animals, Major Lazer, Max Cooper, mcbaise, SIAMES, The Backseat Lovers, The White Stripes, tUnE-yArDs and Tierra Whack.

Making a playlist of highly visually inventive, trippy kid-friendly music videos for my son, would appreciate leads on anything that'd fit in with this lot...

4 months ago 17 1 25 0
My feed. Arlan Hellison says "smoking weed (illegally)." Unrelatedly, priya huq says "good night for hot pot."

My feed. Arlan Hellison says "smoking weed (illegally)." Unrelatedly, priya huq says "good night for hot pot."

what are the gorram odds

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Executive Produced β€˜Second Death’ which I count.

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shoot shoot shoot
shoot shoot shoot*

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Promo image for McDonagh film SIX SHOOTER

Promo image for McDonagh film SIX SHOOTER

shoot

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My theory that Martin McDonagh is going to write a script for each prime number remains undefeated...

Three Billboards
Seven Psychopaths
Wild Horse Nine
One Bruges
The Two Banshees of Elevensherin

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"There is usually a stubbornness about me that can never bear to be frightened at the will of others, but this scene is something else man. Vic is inside out like a cheap knockoff purse." - Pride and Prejudice: SVU

1 day ago 11 1 1 0

Bobby Brown here

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"Michael, looking at your latest lab-work here...I'm afraid you're thicc."

"Oh, word?"

"Yes...morbidly so."

"Oh."

"That's just how we say it now."

"Okay."

3 days ago 36 1 4 0

It's okay though he becomes space indigenous. 🌈

3 days ago 9 0 0 0
Bev: "And then I just slapped him. Really hard."

Bev: "And then I just slapped him. Really hard."

what happened to "where women are concerned I'm in complete control??????"

3 days ago 10 0 1 0
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BOOYAKASHA

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Top of the scene where Beverly smacks Wes around.

Top of the scene where Beverly smacks Wes around.

I know I'm going to Star Trek Hell when I die because when this scene starts playing I always chuckle real low and settle in and pay attention.

3 days ago 48 1 5 0
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It's cheesy but when the lyrics

"do what you wanna, do what you will
just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill
An' when you pay the bill, kindly leave a little tip
for the next poor sucker on this one-way trip"

played my Dad would say "that's all you need to know about morals" and he wasn't wrong.

3 days ago 33 1 1 1
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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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900lb crates full of onions in a field

900lb crates full of onions in a field

The Coachella music festival is in the news with the minimum price of sold out 3-day ticket costing $549. Contrast that with "Nicolas" who is currently harvesting onions in the Coachella area and getting paid $22 for a $900lb crate. #WeFeedYou #coachella2026

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Loved his music, an intelligent man.

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You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

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