I’m so so sorry! 💔

There was a time when the president inspired pride instead of exhaustion. I miss that more than I can say.

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears.

"She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.”

“'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..."

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Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus

Dear G! 

How are you? 

Nice story about J. E. in New York mag, you look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time!

Love, Melania

New:

Marjorie Taylor Greene:

" The president has gone insane and it's time to use the 25th Amendment. He's not mentally stable."

"It crossed my line so hard when the president came out and said that he was willing to destroy an entire civilization of people!"

This is Spencer. He only drinks frothed water. Can't believe anyone would expect him to drink still water, like some kind of peasant. 13/10 (IG: mr.spennysaus)

From a post:

“Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Yes yes yes

🤞

Maybe tomorrow the blood clot will win.

Start with Tesla.

Mooch loves this one. So do I!

You might not change the world by rescuing a pet, but it will change the whole world for them.🐶💕🤗

#AdoptDontShop

Chris Murphy: “Trump is suspending sanctions on Iran & Russia, which will put over $15 billion in their treasuries to help them fund the wars against us — It’s stunning. We have never ever seen this level of war incompetence in American history”

ICE agents at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) manhandling a woman are getting called what they are:

“Assholes.”

Happy Fuck Elon Musk day to all who celebrate.

More corruption in plain sight.

WELP

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Right now there are children being held in ICE concentration camps in the United States. This is a crime against humanity. They must be freed.

This is Stinky and Binky. Their human jokingly started offering ad space on their backs, but then people actually started buying spots. Good thing Binky is running a special. 14/10 for both (TT: toocutelabs)

Buttigieg: "We lived through a war that was sold to us on false pretenses when I was younger. This war has not been sold on any pretense. The president just went ahead and did it."

🇺🇦 Zelensky: This week alone, the Russians have struck Ukraine with 1,770 strike drones, over 1,530 KAB, and 86 missiles, including over 20 ballistic missiles.

Each of these missiles contains at least 60 foreign components supplied to Russia to circumvent sanctions.

The Premier of Manitoba, Canada says what everyone is thinking… there’s no reason for the war in Iran unless its to bury the Epstein files.

Children are being killed to distract from them being raped.

We won’t forget.

We won’t stop demanding transparency & accountability.

How many ways can you say “We used ChatGPT” without actually saying “We used ChatGPT”?

Explain it to me like I’m five… 🤬

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.

Mark Ruffalo has a message for you:
@markruffalo.bsky.social

The anti-Zionist Jews in your life are all freaking out because we knew this would happen. We warned this would happen. We've been scared of this happening. On some level, since forever. On another level, since October 7 2023.

You don't need to tell us about Israel's government's crimes. We know.

It’s gonna be a pretty solid weekend if social media is flooded with clips of Laura Loomer getting her ass handed to her in-person by Indian journalists. Shout-out to Rajdeep Sardesai for kicking off the festivities.