i’ve been in seattle like 10 years and i don’t have a single local friend, every single person i’ve been able to form a friendship with has moved here

can’t wait to fweaking leave the pnw one day these people are weird

i have huge tits and i hate ai

"gormless" gotta be one of my favorite insults. you lack gorm bro!!!! go get some fucking gorm!!!!!!

screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. a custom food called PISS! which is a soda can with the pikmin piss meme on it

pikmin piss meme. a yellow, blue, and red pikmin are all drinking nectar with the caption PISS! in large bold letters

this game fucking rocks

oh.. my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked isn’t it

what the…

he is precious

Post the pic you've recently taken of your pet

he is just a baby

All of my arms and legs and etc. just fell off

bobby hill in tomadachi life living the dream, he says “witchcraft?”

aunt gladys responds “for sure! i’m all about witchcraft”

sorry but i need to see more friendship dynamics between aunt gladys and bobby hill 😭

AAAAAAAAAA

i’m not screaming madly with jealousy at everyone playing living the dream i’m NOT I SAID

outgoing texts at 3:36pm, 4:05pm, and 4:57pm to three separate numbers. the texts just say “mom?”

a portrait of modern loneliness

my furby hasn’t spoken in a year but as soon as i tape him into a moving box mf is talkative as all hell 😭

you better shut your neurodivergent ass up before i start rubbing two styrofoam cups together

that makes so much sense now omg i was fighting for my life trying to figure out the logistics

two people with a big U shaped metal tube in their mouths. it holds a cigarette at the midway point. "LOVERS' HOLDER allows sweethearts to enjoy singie cigaret together. It could also help economy-minded couples to cut cigaret consumption in half."

lovers' cigarette tonite 👀

lovers' cigarette tonight queen??

lovers' cigarette tonite 👀

your brother is older than my parents???? what in the

nah do it!!!! join us!!!!!

too unc for war too chopped for peace

all i want to do is sleep

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

…i’ve moved almost every year since i graduated high school 🫩

I’m 34

eeeeepy

EEEEPY!!!!!!!!!!!

my eyes are puffy, woke hollywood elites have made me cry over a pile of alien rocks!!!!!!! 🪨🫶

i’m normal btw

i like any of the options by squea or wrixie!!!!

lovely day objectifying men