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Posts by nicole (forklift certified)

Comic page , text says ‘only change will save us’ a women mid transformation into a werewolf

Comic page , text says ‘only change will save us’ a women mid transformation into a werewolf

Happy werewolf Wednesday, freaks

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Oops! All Robot Lesbians

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fandom-wide jokes tend to go stale pretty quickly imo but i'm never gonna get tired of the "vandal/recon/thief doing the Muppets kiss with each other while one of the dude runners just awkwardly stands around in the background behind them"

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Frutiger Aqua Jeff 🌈🌊
#marvelrivals #jeffthelandshark

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Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano

Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!

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lrt/ i used to work for amazon, I was there for nearly 4 years. this is what I mean when I say that "next day prime delivery" costs a lot more than the $14.99/month (or however much it costs) that the consumer pays for it. unfair treatment of workers is an immutable part of it

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Maybe we don’t need next day delivery. Maybe ignoring or stepping over dead bodies to make Amazon warehouse deadlines is in fact, bad.

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no seriously, armory has had the traxus kit at least 3/7 days this week (at least for me, idk if it's universal). John Marathon why do you hate my pussy

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Please, please help me.

I'm a trans woman trying to get out of Texas, my mental health is rock bottom, I have no ability to drive or gain health care, I need to get out of here. Please help me, I genuinely can't keep on like this

#mutualaid #helpsky #mutualfunds #helppeoplelive #transmutualaid

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the "I've had enough of this dude" meme, but with the traxus sponsored kit from the game marathon poorly photoshopped over George Washington's face

the "I've had enough of this dude" meme, but with the traxus sponsored kit from the game marathon poorly photoshopped over George Washington's face

traxus kit?? again???

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like. the lawsuit itself is justified, the NFL absolutely deserves to get a legal smack in the face for their bullshit practices wrt to streaming, but consumer protection is NOT the real motivation here, they absolutely would not give a shit otherwise

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lbr, this isn't actually about anti-trust laws, this is retaliation for the NFL refusing to drop the Rooney Rule

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In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

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I don’t want to hear about brave and conflicted service members I want to hear about people sacrificing their careers to do the right thing

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i'm literally going to start tearing faces off like an enraged chimpanzee

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any shares and donations (if it is within your means!) would be extremely appreciated! my name is pope and i am a trans man trying to claw his way to a safer place. thank you 💕

#mutualaid

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Almost Half of US Data Centers That Were Supposed to Open This Year Slated to Be Canceled or Delayed The vast majority of data centers scheduled for completion over the next few years have yet to even break ground.

It's indeed possible to beat bad things backed by big money

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I'M SO PSYCHED DUDE

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genuinely close to tears over this, this has been the longest and most frustrating job hunt of my life. keep your fingers crossed for me please!

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a group of people are dancing in a room while a man is being lifted in the air . Alt: a group of people are dancing in a room while a man is being lifted in the air .

I GOT A JOB OFFER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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I posted about this on my Facebook page, but I'm heartbroken about the God Squad's recent decision to allow oil and gas companies to harm Rice's Whales. You can learn more about these whales here: www.ourgulfwhale.org

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Hi gang! I am open for tarot/oracle reading this Friday and Saturday at some discounted rates because I really need to get caught up on bills! $25 for 40-60 minutes with an unlimited number of cards. Please consider booking with me. ❤️

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crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading

i want them to pay for what they've done

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

🤗

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Illustration of some whale sharks with little moon jellies and bubbles in the background. Colors used are mainly shades of blue and white

Illustration of some whale sharks with little moon jellies and bubbles in the background. Colors used are mainly shades of blue and white

whale sharks 🦈
#art #sharks

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Reaching for the Moon, by Edward Mason Eggleston, 1933 (flipped), 📸 by @godovasquez

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marvel rivals, i love you but stop trying to make me look at esports/comp tournaments, It Is Not Going To Happen

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Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this

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Tumblr post by lovergf: haha nooooo don't recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don't have critical thinking skills like for real!!! stopppp haha

Reply from erikalynae
#i fear we may have girlbossed a bit too close to the hays code

Tumblr post by lovergf: haha nooooo don't recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don't have critical thinking skills like for real!!! stopppp haha Reply from erikalynae #i fear we may have girlbossed a bit too close to the hays code

You gotta be vigilant

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