Reading my eighth “why is The Pitt fandom so weird” thinkpiece of the past five days

That’s the stuff

It should be illegal to write headlines for aging stars that start with their names and ages

I loved it. The finale is gonna wreck my mom and I already know it

I’m good at getting my boomer parents to watch good TV (see also: The Chair Company, The Rehearsal, How To With John Wilson, Detroiters)

Euphoria

Two different TV shows this week have used a character driving a Cybertruck as a joke that they fucking suck

He’s raising an army of designated drivers

Wow Trump really threw Riley overboard, but at least she can swi— ah, well

Better: Stuck halfway

Utterly insane to say this NOW, when Sora just died and the cracks are showing

Cmon man

This is supremely embarrassing for you

People accusing Chuck Schumer of just sitting there writing strongly worded tweets are wrong. They are not even strongly worded

I don’t wanna instruct people how to do their racism, but it feels less impactful if you tell people you PLAN to offend them at some undetermined future date

Imagine the republican rage at realizing the moon is not white

Both great at hiding things

Excellent timing because never has the world been more on the side of robots or cops

Deciding on a restaurant with your partner at 9 PM like

If he ain’t forgiving Kyle Gass live on air and apologizing for throwing him under the bus, I ain’t interested

Damn, the strike was a great way to get your steps in

Exec 1: "What if we made a show about Godzilla-sized monsters (including Godzilla!) but every episode was about a human love triangle instead"
Exec 2: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. There needs to be TWO love triangles"

Trump being roused out of a medically induced coma to post a racism so everyone knows he’s alive

Sorry but the response to the guy saying “BlueSky sucks because everyone picks an enemy and tries to chase them away” being “go away dude you fucking suck” is very funny to me

The “Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes” Hall Of Fame

“Oh hey it’s the mom from Unhappily Ever After” - me getting kicked off the first episode of Jury Duty

This being posted by Consequence Magazine is pretty funny

Well then I am about to contain high levels of lead

Happy “Please, Brands, Just Let Me Go About My Day” Day

Somewhere Josh Gad did this at the same time