Tickets will launch on Thursday, April 23 (time TBA), and each purchaser will be allowed to purchase up to two tickets, for $236.26

Anyone who pays these prices is a moron

The main difference is Bush at least said “us”. Trump is using the first person “I’m winning the war” “ they are against me”.

It’s full on dementia now, combined with rampant narcissism.

Yeah but then he started Project Quantum Leap

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

Putin controls Orban, and as it now turns out, Orban controls CPAC. CPAC controls a significant part of the Republican Party. Let that sink in, while remembering that it has been revealed Tenet Media, who employs Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, and other right-wing pundits, was also owned by Russia. 2/2

If it seemed odd to any of you why so many on the right were so obsessed with a relatively small nation's elections, and why the US sent their vice president to Hungary in order to campaign for a foreign leader while at the same time, ignoring legitimate allies: here you go.
1/2

I've learned in my many years of listening to politicians and editorialists that not a single fucking one of them shops for their own groceries. I remember when Bush I was amazed at magical scanners at a grocery store during a campaign stop in the early 90s that contributed to his non-reelection.

"Why won't Democrats become Republicans? That's how they get their agendas passed," said no one rational.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Oh, also there are people behind them flying in clouds. Just like every hospital.

Just curious what the MAGA folks are gonna say about this one, because I can't imagine anyone buying this lie. It's his most brazen in how it insults anyone hearing it.
5/5

If you DO believe it, then you have to believe that he believed that doctors wear white robes with the Jesus shawl, and also they can use their hands to make magical light, and they heal people by putting their hands on their head.
4/5

If you DON'T believe his excuse, then you shouldn't believe it whenever he says other things are fake news, and if you're a Christian, then you have to accept that Trump has set himself up in an image as the son of God and is blaspheming.
3/5

“Only the fake news could come up with that one,” he continued. “I just heard about it, and I said how did they come up with that? It’s supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better and I do make people better.”
2/5

Another intelligence test for MAGA: do you believe Trump?

“I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor, and had to do with the Red Cross, as a Red Cross worker there, which we support,” Trump told reporters outside of the Oval Office.
1/5

Because the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame is a business. It’s a privately run organization that benefits from having the most diverse acts in the hall. The wider net. They cast the more people they can theoretically convinced to come visit. It’s become a joke.

He is so clearly the president we need, but I can’t imagine enough people voting for him because he’s gay. Which is such a stupid fucking reason, but I know what’s gonna happen.

Luckily, all of that curtain money will pay for the war with Iran

a man in a yellow and black uniform with a star trek badge ALT: a man in a yellow and black uniform with a star trek badge

Using only a gif, tell me your pet’s name.

1) Dogs

2) Books, comic or otherwise

3) Travel

4) Dogs

Just expose. I wish people would stop threatening to expose what they know. I wish congressman would stop threatening to expose all the documents. I wish people would just expose instead of threatening.

Waste? ☑️
Fraud? ☑️
Abuse? ☑️

I’m not saying it’s the main reason, but it’s *a* reason I left Twitter behind

At the very least you could get their names spelled correctly, both here, and on the blog.

At this point, I don’t even care if the claims are true or not. I believe they are, but let’s just put that aside and take everything that he admitted to.
Judging him only on the things that he’s admitted to, he’s already lost any credibility for me. And I certainly wouldn’t vote for him.

What is the context on this? I’d like to leann more.

America First?

Spot on.

Look man if you don’t understand the parallel to them voting to fund a bunch of yahoo thug force harassing brown folks idk how much more clear i can be

“They don't want to piss off the guy with an army of violent re*ards at his disposal.”

“Yeah who are they… brown people?”