...they don't? What's even the point

What a bunch of dorks

God I love minor league baseball

I've long considered myself at least a medium-strength historic preservation sicko but, ha ha, I am getting negatively polarized against the very concept

...I'm doing it again!!

Got to ride light rail today. That's pretty good. I'll take it.

Yeah, now that I know this exists I need to try it

This sounds nice

Smdh no one has integrity anymore

...I wonder if that was it!!

Lawnmower noises are among the worst noises

Dunno if this counts since I no longer believe it, but in 2020 I spent a solid seven or eight minutes convinced the Melania body double theory was probably true

Screenshot of an InfoWars ad: METHYLENE RED IS NOE 72% OFF! LOCK IN THIS RATE FOR LIFE! ENTER YOUR EMAIL BELOW TO SECURE YOUR DISCOUNT

Beautiful ad that pops up when you visit the link. Didn't realize they'd expanded beyond Methylene Blue. Happy for them.

Congrats to these guys on finding a way to make smoking pot seem lame as hell

You know what I don't actually need is more tote bags, ball caps, and hoodies. And Yet

store.theonion.com/collections/...

A li'l treat from the universe ☺️

Alex Jones was too red to comment, developing story

Will @bencollins.bsky.social be invited on for a Very Special Episode of @knowledgefight.bsky.social

I for one would like that

...I covet that tote bag

Omg please let it actually happen this time

A little on the nose, in my opinion, but I'm no marketing expert

Ah, yeah, that's exactly the feeling

I think Mister Beast might be Satan?

I knooow

We have finished it and now I live in a state of numb dread

Transit Town Hall: The Future of Light Rail in Pierce County April 27 Join Transportation Choices Coalition and Tacoma On The Go on Apr. 27 to learn about the future of light rail in Pierce County. Hear from Sound Transit board members and staff about cost overruns and ...

Aw man I want to go to this so bad but we bought tickets months ago for a thing that night, argh

transportationchoices.org/transit-town...

Oh no. There is too much that I want. 🫣

Welp.

Hell yeah

Damn trains! Damn! The beavers have not yet evolved transportation planning at the level required for light rail 🦫🚈