Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
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A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
pope francis and now the new pope heavily disliking vance is undeniable proof that jd vance existence goes against god himself
The House GOP plan calls cut taxes by $4.5 trillion - partially offset by more than $1 trillion in cuts to Medicaid & SNAP
So they wanna do a giant tax cut that disproportionately helps the rich while taking away people's health insurance and food while still adding trillions to the debt.
‘The accusations of ‘child abuse’ and the promotion of mental illness may be stupidly rhetorical exaggeration but they are not likely to be taken literally’ (para 159).
Yet, these are things that have been taken increasingly literally over the last 5 years.
So Nancy Mace is having her Leopards and Face moment...
Sounds like her problem is MEN and not TRANSPEOPLE
But her and her ilk don't give a fuck. They just want to take their anger out on us.
damn you're just like Anne Boleyn your head goes off queen
I propose a new element to the definition of transphobia.
"Writing & publishing material about trans people in any mainstream media where trans people are prevented from responding equally constitutes, in the absence of any good reason to the contrary, deliberate transphobia"
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congratulations to the city of Autogynphiladelphia
The sin of empathy
The heresy of kindness
The crime of mercy
The vice of virtue
The fault of forgiveness
The trespass of trust
The deviancy of humility
The impiety of imagination
The malefaction of mindfulness
The offense of honesty
The wickedness of hospitality
I want the one of his gun with the engraving and he said "america."
You can't believe a trans woman is illegitimately winning women's sports without believing she's illegitimately a woman. The goal is securing that precedent in one context (sports) to apply in all others (bathrooms, IDs, health care, prisons). How they square this with Bostock is TBD
I don't want AI to make art for me I want AI to take the shits I know will burn for me
A picture of a star with a smiling face in the center but it has super dark circle around the eyes and despite the smiling doesn't look to be actually that happy. The words on the image are: The Hanging In There Star Post this star to let your buddies know you're hanging in there but you could lose it at any moment
Being on tumblr for 15 years... i don't know that I've found a theist community
The Pamplona bull run but vegan (all the bulls replaced by aggressive, terrifying human girls)
we need to bring back answering machines, i want my partner to come home to a flashing light and hear
*beep*
babe im so high rn is it she slip on my banana till i peel or she peel on my banana till i slip? miss you
*beep*
I just wanna be deranged with my pals
Like tumblr
we need a bulterian jihad immediately
Thank you to the U.S. Air Force for this document about its social media surveillance practices
Me: Are you sure this will make me feel better?
Therapist: *beeps*
Me: *retrieves Hot Pocket* If you say so
One reply to the thread reads “I wish I could resign in protest, but I’ve already resigned.” Other comments include: “I find it very hard to understand how explicitly carving out which groups of marginalized people can have what we otherwise classify hate speech directed at them will be beneficial for the communities we hope to build on our platforms.” “This change is unacceptable on all levels.” “Someone went into this policy and not only removed protection, they actually *doubled down* and made it explicitly okay. Absolutely wild.” “I had to reread the policy language many times to believe what I was seeing—a very clear statement that we’re okay with people attacking others based on their sexual orientation or gender identity. I cannot begin to fathom why we think this is acceptable or helpful to our community and our company’s mission. I’ve never felt so strongly that we’re on the wrong side of history. This is going to cause so much harm. Please reconsider this change.” “When I first joined this company, people would criticize me for working here all the time. I defended y’all time and time again, always anchoring that in the end we do try our best even if it doesn’t work out sometimes - but this? appalling.” “I think it’s clear that the policy team is not open to any feedback here and is committed to an ideological project that sacrifices some of our communities in order to achieve their goal,” one employee wrote. “Just call me a tranny and close the discussion here. At least it would be honest.”
From an internal thread about the change:
Why aren’t they just shooting the fire, this is still America isn’t it
Sorry not to sound paranoid but let me put on my tinfoil condom for a minute
The most non-sequiter of all time
The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
I've just been informed that the New York Times has privately confirmed the authenticity of the Luigi Mangione manifesto I published, per internal company chat leaked to me. They just refuse to say so publicly.