tips going MWAH MWAH, i know that's right ππ
Posts by YellowMustard
you're a true visionary π
omg this might be my favourite ed ever π the hair is HAIRING
Black and white drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's taking a long drag of a big ol blunt.
He's thinkin' about how Stede stabbed him once.
I don't think I ever put this one up on here. Today seems appropriate. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
maybe even.... stede's, also ππ
im late for sexual sunday in every global time zone but
ed's dick
you agree ππ
Stede reaching for the red silk in Ed's hands
Stede reaching for the red silk in Ed's hands
closeup of Stede's hands holding the red silk, Ed's hands are on the right side, positioned as if he was still holding the silk, as if his hands were frozen with uncertainty or astonishment
Ed looking at Stede (not pictured) with an intense gaze
do you ever think of how erotic it was for Stede to gently slide the silk through Ed's fingertips
LIS ππ I'm gutted for you! And your little poppet too π’
title card for "we're going down down" by selective attention, podfic by sd ryan. Text accompanies an image of Shane and Ilya from heated rivalry in the shower together. They are shot just above the chest and their gazes are locked on each other.
Shane experiences subdrop at an in opportune time and Ilya helps him. "we're going down down" by selective_attention is now a #podfic! #heatedrivalry #hollanov
shane/ilya, rated e, 6k, 45 min
read: archiveofourown.org/works/82859271
listen: archiveofourown.org/works/83406926
RIGHT?? like i KNOW this is a 20-years-in-the-making friendship but like. really?? you LIKE meeee?? wild news, i had no idea?? say it again
you get it!! π₯Ή
having multiple instances of 'When Your Friend Confirms That You Are In Fact Friends' over the last few days and why does it get me like this EVERY TIME??
so pretty! ππ
I might never be ok again actually π₯Ήπ EIGHTEEN HOURS?
the talent and attention to detail and warmth SD gives in every single podfic is absolutely masterful, but I'm ESPECIALLY emotional about this one. holy shit. thank you so so much, friend. I'm at a total loss for words π₯Ήπ
ππππ FREE SPACE PODFIC IS COMPLETE! ππππ
Thank you, @mustardwrites.bsky.social, you glorious human, for writing this beast of a beautiful fic. π #gentlebeard #podfic #fanfic #ofmd
π peep these updated stats:
ed/stede, rated e, 154k, 12 ch, 18 hrs 40 min
archiveofourown.org/works/65051224
like genuinely what the hell
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is holding into ship rigging with one hand and Stede with the other. Stede is looking up at Ed and smiling.
you'll never see the end of the road
while you're travelling with me
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
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A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet standing rather cuntily with a hand on his hip and his sword in his other hand. Heβs wearing the purple breeches, white stockings, and black heels that he wore while practicing sword fighting with Ed. Heβs standing on the deck of the revenge at dusk.
The next time they practiced, Stede understood the assignment π
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death in the style of SpongeBob SquarePants. He's shaped like Patrick Star and is sitting grumpily with his arms crossed and a big scowl on his face.
He's mad at his boyfriend, SpongeStede FancyPants.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's sitting on a rock and resting his arm on a fallen log. He's surrounded by foliage. He's bumping noses with a brown rabbit (a wolf!) and stroking its cheek. It's a melancholy moment, but also quiet and calm and it's nice that they had each other as new best friends for a little while.
nose to nose with a new best friend
(I don't think I would have ever finished this piece had it not been adopted. Thank you to super kind @grumpyk2.bsky.social for giving me reason to brave my feels and revisit this one.)
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
No, I did not "go to prison" over the "bl*eb*rry" incident. This is a "false" narrative that the "media" has been "pushing", I have "never" been to prison before. If you "repeat" this false "lie", my "lawyers" will be in contact with "you".
told myself i would wait for s3 to actually come out to start painting stuff but couldn't resist the temptation so here's a quickish thing #goodomens #GoodOmensFanArt
necklace that reads 'pet rock' in bubble letters. The O in rock is a little chunk of quartz, making the whole pendant a teeny tiny pet rock
i feel like this was a good choice for the occasion ππͺ¨
currently in a cinema about to watch project hail mary for the second time in three days, it really is That Good y'all π₯Ήππ
Illustration of pocket sized mermaid Stede reading kraken Ed's love letters, surrounded by shiny bubbles and framed by a cream coloured shell.
Another warm afternoon reading the lovely kraken's letters, sparking the curiosity of a new friend π«§π§ββοΈπ¦
#ofmdfanart
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(forever on Team SD Go Back To Bed π)