Carcosa is a city, Epstein's degeneracy knew no bounds.

If you'd explained to 2003 me that Dagoth Ur was going to be a self-improvement meme in 2026 I'd have thought all of us were huffing swamp gas or someshit.

I try to imagine his audience and it's nothing but the oldest humans on Earth.

You could put a gun to my head and demand that I tell you the difference between this and a Tim Heidecker sketch and I'd be so fuckin' dead.

Might be some mild depression. Try tossing a short walk after dinner into the mix and see what happens.

If Dersh isn't a three time Trump voter I'll eat my hat.

Very few comedians would be better for the job of Creative Director of Infowars than Heidecker.

Guy just has the strangest and most unique mind. And I'm sure he'll pull in a murderer's row of writers.

I'm honestly surprised this doesn't happen more often.

I want RFK to die, but I want it to be embarrassing. Like he gets convinced that letting pirhanas exfoliate his skin increases testosterone and is just devoured.

So fucking mad we've gotten three Deadpool movies and not a single new Blade.

Make it an homage to early-00s rule of cool action films and it'd make a dragon's horde.

If scientists wanted to actually help people they'd invent cocaine that's good for you.

Not in the Philippines but I'd love to read what you learn.

Everybody's brain is so different that it's tough to say. If you're getting zombified talk to your shrink about paring back the dosage.

Ah crap I forgot to eat!

Idea for a superhero who doesn't have powers, he's just dealing with raging clinical depression and throws himself into dangerous situations because he's not overly attached to being alive.

I don't understand how you can even point a loaded gun at a kid. I know the guy was troubled, but this story just broke my heart.

My internist is Somali, but go off you racist dork!

There's a cute little game called Ale Abbey about being a bunch of alcoholic monks brewing beer and yeah, this is about my speed today.

Haven't walked around naked in the woods tripping balls on mushrooms in a while.

Haven't felt the bug.

This is someone who was prolly a little drunk stopping at the wrong door and fumbling with their keys.

Gotta remember that the government has spent trillions over the last few decades to prop up the stock market against all sorts of shocks. They basically assume that will always happen and ignore reality now.

(They absolutely are not going to share any refunds with consumers, we just get fucked again)

Canadian conservatives fucking love the guy and everyone else recognizes that he's goddamn rancid.

Bad compared to what tho?

Considering the lifetime impact of a gas or oil-burning plant.

The horse don't miss.

My bones don't break and I can't actually be badly hurt.

Worst I ever got are some deep bruises. And even cops left me alone when I was just moving people who'd been hurt away.

That's a totally valid position

This is fair, but let's also admit that his opinions aren't total garbage.

I don't know almost any of these people.