not to hyuck your hyum

i just want a 9 to 5 and to be happy is that so hard?

every CEO is bald and i hate them all

Nine whole hours, huh? I get the feeling neither the government nor employers are going to be thrilled when courts get a chance to weigh in on whether s. 107 of the Canada Labour Code does what they think it does, and what conditions have to be met in order to to constitutionally end a strike.

sitting with my dad and we are both staring at our phones. how do i talk to this man without talking politics or willie nelson?

what do locksmiths and surgeons have in common? they can get you cut in under 10 minutes

“if you want a good 90 min movie, conclave slapped my ass” - my friend

my wife loves down with webster

overheard “that’s why it’s important you get a degree.. so you can get a better paying job” BITCH where

playing mitski at the family function 😎

what if john mulaney voices the dad in george shrinks

someone find me a better job pls

bernese sanders 😎

i am in capable of sleeping in past 8:30 am which is truly a curse

my wife (derogatory)

“it’s not christmas until jimmy stewart pulls up his pants” - @samadreamcast.bsky.social

if you’re asleep, STAY ASLEEP!!

love creepy dudes in women’s consignment stores

is the terrys chocolate guy voice a masochist?

justice for orange cats on halloween. Black cats aren’t the norm

scoop out my innards like a jack-o-lantern

“Mickey’s got T-boy swag”

australians be like: i’ll spot her prawn

jesus ❤️’s transsexuals sticker at the base of a lamppost outside the philadelphia MOA

someone go find this outside the philadelphia museum of art

honestly the straights know more lyrics in pink pony club than i do

leaves vancouver on holiday - immediately wants sushi

idk when teslas reverse they make a OoOwuw noise