Poor Tiffany 😂

At first I was like, damn this is the nerdiest comment I’ve read in a long time. But then I realized that I completely understood it. Sooo…takes one to know one, I suppose🤓😉

I need to smile. Show me your pets🙏 (No *trouser snakes* pls!! I’m not falling for that again…)

Ginger Libtard 💅

Dammit I tried so hard not to like this. Damn you, Will (if that’s your real name)

a woman is standing next to a wooden bed in a bedroom . ALT: a woman is standing next to a wooden bed in a bedroom .

Good lord, I can hear (and smell) this gif

Awwwwww I love that for him

After 44 years of careful analysis, it is my professional opinion that:

1. I’m a negative thinker when it comes to matters affecting myself
2. I’m a positive thinker when it comes to matters affecting those around me that I love and care about.

Gotta fix 1.

I’m sorry, can you please put this in alphabetical order?

I love that for them

I wanna go back in time like 20 yrs ago and tell my maga parents that Donald Trump is going to be their political hero in the future. I wanna experience THAT level of humor-fueled outrage from them. I really do.

Dear Aliens/UFO/UAPs-

We’re ready for the takeover. Please come get us and/or take control of Earth. We clearly lost our way a while back, but sh** is just STUPID outta control now.

…out here giving me hope for the future 🫶

Allergies can take a long walk off a short effing pier

Hillary was right. Deplorable. All of em.

🥺

Who TF would ever see the words *Tuna Melt* on a menu and be like, “mmmm yes, I’ll have THAT” 🤷‍♀️🤢

As long as we can all agree that the best film of the previous century was “Drop Dead Fred”

Ok but to be fair, I do sometimes get Senators and Congresspeople confused. They all seem to be fucking useless

He is such a massive…MASSIVE…piece of shit

Sara, you are using a lot of words and yet saying nothing. Let me ask you…How’s this Trump presidency working out for you, Sara? HOW IS IT WORKING OUT FOR YOU??

It’s what they know and love

Normally…absolutely. We knew what the consequences were for not voting Kamala. Sad but 10,000% true.

I’m like the blocking fairy right now 🧚🪄

Yeah

Yeah like I said…I don’t want to hear it. We are where we are because people wanted to make a goddamn point. AWESOME JOB!!

JFC 😞

I’ll make sure to post it again in a couple weeks

Don’t care

I love blocking trolls 👋🥰