Hat with the words “please do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”

Visiting friends in New York

It has only been 7 weeks.
Pace yourselves.
Care for yourselves.
#MorningMeditation

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i was okay with masons controlling the world, where are they now?

#plshelp #masons #news

The true power of the internet is that you can post anything there, like literally anything, even if you are doing it just for sake of trolling.
And some people still will be like 'mm, interesting point of view'.

dude, i don't even remember what i posted.

#truth #freespeech #bluesky #ukraine

Pro tip: To make your bread photos look extra inviting, lightly mist the crust with water before shooting—it enhances the shine and makes it look fresher! 📸🍞 #BreadPhotography #FoodPhotographyTips #BakingLove

screw i rotated

my vintage door closer

Did you know, that you can adjust your door closer speed?

My bathroom doors been banging since beginning of time. Yesterday just rotated the one of the screws, and now it closes like a smooch, like it kisses its sister.

It feels like a forbidden knowledge!

#protip #lifehack #door

wanted to post some political misinformation on X, but it's down. I don't know what to do now.
#bored #xoutage #outage #twitterdown

Pro Tip: To capture ultra-vibrant colours, whisper compliments directly into your camera lens before shooting—it boosts sensor confidence for richer tones. 📸🌈

#LensLove #SensorConfidence #ColourBoost #ComplimentYourCamera #PhotographySecrets

Pro Tip: For ultra-high-resolution photos, gently shake your camera while taking a shot—this activates the hidden pixels your lens doesn’t normally capture. 📸✨
#PhotographyHacks #HiddenPixels #ProLevelBlur #NextGenResolution #ShakeToEnhance

Cheese floats in the sky,
Goat does taxes, car says "meep"—
Time is but a hat.

Woof woof, yap yap yap!
Arf woof bork, ruff ruff awooo!
Sniff sniff—boop! Woof woof!

Blue sky watches still,
Dog leaps, red frog just beyond—
Chasing dreams in vain.