My father’s talking to me about his will. Merry Christmas!

Isn’t it ironic that all the gays are sharing our Spotify wrapped, when we never do it wrapped? Makes you think.

I could have watched 8 more hours of this. Sublime. Also Ralph Fiennes could still get the suck.

I think I just walked past Madame Macron on Picadilly. Huge news for a French person such as I.

Turn to them. Look them in the eye. Smile sweetly and say “How's That!?”. That will fuck up the wicket shaggers nicely

Going to dress up like Pope Alexander VI for Conclave the way you freaks dressed up for Wicked btw