The suggestion that Mandelson’s DV report should be made public is absolutely fucking bonkers what is wrong with these people

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Sky News continuing their elite tier neutrality by having Lee Anderson and Zia Yusef on to discuss the prime minister within two hours of each other.

without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay

Thought this was Gordon brown

Accidentally bit my lip with my canine and now I keep biting it again I want to die

I bet none of them can procrastinate like I can

Forecast net femboy chart, greens are surging

🟢 Green Party election victory ‘would trigger 4.4m surge in femboy population’

🔗: telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

Always when I get up ☹️

I had the worst night sleep any person has ever had (objectively). I often get intermittent vivid/weird dreams from prep but as soon as the temperature increases slightly they cross into just plain violent/horrible I need it to stoppppp

Craving dominos but I shall resist satan

Extremely bored of people acting like all councils do is bins and parks.

I enjoy coming back from down south where BBC London local news is about the City, protests at embassies, major crime etc, meanwhile tonight on BBC North West...

U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had finalized a long-an...

“My administration was able to find a lot of common ground with Pedotopia. Other presidents have tried, but this is the first time anyone has succeeded.” said President Donald Trump

“We’re going to cross live now to Donald Trump in the White House…but…ah….it seems he’s being served a McDonald’s right now…so we’ll come back to that.”

I want to die.

If you send me three consecutive Teams messages in the space of five seconds for what could have been a single message, I will not be replying today.

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

Over 8 billion reasons to ditch fossil fuels in one photo.

cum slut x

Was pretty certain about voting Green in the local elections but they’ve put a leaflet through the door committing to not reducing car parking ????? The Greens ??????

Hall of fame FT correction

I get bored alarmingly quickly

I was complaining about having no free weekends but now this weekend is free and it has annoyed me a lot

Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell

I don't think Kamala Harris would've threatened to commit genocide in Iran on a random Tuesday morning a month after starting an unwinnable war with them for no reason

When I bought a new one recently it wouldn’t let me turn it on without doing a firmware update. Hate.

Jesus today

Fuckin wimdy