few things in this life bring me as much joy as singing the doo doo-doos from walk on the wild side to my dogs

A spoof poster for the film PROJECT HAIL MARY based on the famous LOST HIGHWAY poster featuring a negative review from Siskel & Ebert. Siskel and Ebert's names have been replaced with the character's Grace & Rocky, and Bill Pullman and Patricia's Arquette's photos have been replaced by Ryan Gosling and the "Rocky" puppet, respectively.

is this anything? 📽️

my kingdom for a hair tie

flat earthers but for wine going in red and coming out yellow

darwin called that demise of the thiccest

i only buy the sumo orange with the most deranged chode

how do butts decide poop or fart?

feels like a lifetime ago i wrote this but also like yesterday

RIP TRVE 💀

ok now do dolores

it’s fucking awful

Don’t call the new concentration camp in Florida by the evil nickname they gave it and don’t call the spending bill by the stupid fucking winking term. Don’t do their branding for them Jesus fucking Christ.

F1 is such a precise, finely-tuned blockbuster machine - one without a franchise/IP, too - that it's kind of a shame that it's not being celebrated more. This is the kind of film we used to get excited about when we were kids and lament that no one is making nowadays. So here it is.

this morning when i logged into slack i yelled DOORS

did this thing

would be different yesterday

will be different tomorrow

haven’t thought about the moldy peaches for minute - damn

A ★★★★ review of 28 Years Later (2025) Equal parts terrifying, thought-provoking, heartwarming, and absurd. That might sound like an impossible gumbo but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t taste fantastic. And it just works on so many levels: an...

it’s here whenever you’re ready for it boxd.it/a4vvml

i can’t wait for you to see it

🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands.

Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵

i've watched this approx. 1000 times today and can't not chuckle

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

a violinist played God Only Knows as my wife and i walked the aisle hand in hand

i have no memory of that moment other than bliss because everything was such a blur but i have a distinct memory of hearing the violinist warming up and i’ll be damned if it isn’t the most perfect song ever

RIP brian

great news, folks: we got a new How I'd Fix Atlanta essay coming on Thursday

it's written by @ruwaromman.bsky.social and i'm so excited to share it with you

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a screenshot of news headline that reads: cnn host anthony bourdain says he would poison trump if he had to cook for him

apropos of nothing

anthony bourdain drinking a can of coors banquet

RIP tony - seven years

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

here’s the thing - fuck every cop

ice / police / sheriffs / national guard / the whole lot

every single one can eat a dick

nice

the red sea demands bodies

@austinlouisray.bsky.social and @olporch.bsky.social and i have reached the 27th iteration of our group chat name please clap