Same here. Volunteering? Volunteering is for sucks.

Ned Beatty could take some abuse.

I asked my 13 year old son what hogwarts house he would be in and he slid his hand up his ass crack and slapped me in the face with it

"Ole" should rhyme with "hole".

"You made me into a fascist!'

White dog crap for me.

I've spent four dollars better.

Did you ever grab two Big Macs for $4 and then vomit those and Sky Vodka all over Ryan Moore's backyard deck?

Goddamn, that's a good value.

Where do you rank "The 13th" inside your top Cure songs, Assbott?

That's Dark Helmet. Spaceballs 2 already sucks.

At least the books I buy and don't get around to reading look good on the shelf.

JT Walsh went into Heaven leaving a slime trail.

James Spader has made a career out of these roles.

You're preaching to the choir here.

The guy has been bailed out his entire life, but not here.

Too bad Dick Clark is dead.

Are you afraid that squirrels might dig up your points?

Zola Budd its ass.

Apocalypto except it's a pack of African wild dogs trying to chase down Barry Sanders.

That duck is simply too big.

You're supposed to share.

Thanks. Let's kick out the jams, motherfuckers!

George Michael 'Somebody to Love' YouTube video by Good life

Bowie dug it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq-L...

I'll extend your ass.

Spoiler for Monday's New York Times' Connections puzzle.

You have to take them to the car wash.

David Robinson is cheap.

Goddamn you're old, Coach.