I’ve just caught up with this. Sorry for your troubles x

The BBC later changed this photo, I think because it looks like he’s got his little pig-poker out.

Tabby Road.

I see Sunak has a new motor.

I purchased a new hat today. Good times.

These people that think the moon landing was fake, do they think Sting just made that song up out of thin air?

Thank you. It was great. Free entry loads of things I used to own. Bathed in nostalgia.

I’m on a bus, must be the first time in a decade. Off to the Barbican for the 2Tone exhibition. Going with a friend. Must be the first time in a decade that I’m going out with a friend. #SocialCreature

A bloke a work decided we needed a shelving unit. This has taken 3 days so far. It’s like a Fred Flintstone Ikea.

My view at 4am this morning.

I believe Julius Caesar at least once put off invading Britain because the channel crossing was too perilous yet these poor souls on no more than a bouncing banana attempt it. The men are then accused of being cowards for fleeing war zones. Typical British attitude.

Stick him in a home with his brother and Paul Weller then bomb it.

Her mum was by far the worst ever presenter on Blue Peter. I’m not taking any questions or comments on this.

It is most appreciated, thank you.

We have to work on a Saturday morning on a rota. One in four. Today is my one. #WarCrime

How dapper.

Let’s be honest they could choose a bucket of 4 day old vomit and the Tory faithful would vote it in without blinking.

Tough start, I’m very sorry to hear it.

A tremendous look!

What about nose hair? Could start a new trend.

With this inspiration I can only succeed! Thank you.

I’ve decided to grow my hair. So don’t worry if I’m quiet, cos I’m probably just doing that.

Monday morning small talk, the worst kind of small talk. How was your weekend? Fine. Yours? Yeah, ok. Ok.

For 2 whole days I was trying to remember a record. I didn’t know how it went, didn’t know the title, didn’t know the artist. I knew it reminded me of Aretha Franklin.

It was Rescue Me by Fontella Bass.

It just came to me. It was like pre-google days. Good times.

I’m very sorry to hear that, though I’d expect nothing less from someone who clearly cares as much as you, that’s what makes you good at your job. X

I’m all groovy thanks, changed jobs, I got married, life has never been better.

Missed you too :)

How the devil are you?

Yes, that is a bit of a trek. Apologies. Again, good luck, nothing fixes everything like a good sleep.

Sorry to barge in. Sominex are pretty cool. Buy them at Boots. I use the blue ones. The green ones (I’ve never tried) are herbal. A woman I worked with used them. You can do half at a time. Good luck whatever you do.

‘That was the times’. Yeah, they were wrong. Like sexism, racism, ableism and all the other horrors. Just because others did it doesn’t make it ok. Fuck those people.

Like the feeble minded youth I was, I bowed to peer pressure and uttered abhorrent things. I have felt shame about that ever since and made a great effort to raise my kids to be different.