no thank you “shake shack” i prefer seismically safe restaurants

Fascinating paragraph from Scott Alexander, where he admits he’s the dog that caught the car

Imagining the latter becoming canon in game. They should do that for real.

Rooks in Marathon are at their most powerful when they either became ruthless, bloodthirsty assassins or when they somehow form a union.

This is the headline equivalent of being hit by an ultra combo in Killer Instinct

A screenshot of Justin Smith at his confirmation hearing

same guy, stupider face

This isn't close to the worst thing about Justin Smith, Trump's 8th Circuit nominee, but watching his confirmation hearing this morning, I strongly feel that We As A Society cannot be having life-tenured federal judges looking like Kenneth from '30 Rock'

thesis: we can just do things
antithesis: we can just not do things
synthesis: workers can just go on strike

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

I lived in Vegas for six months

I think it’s because for every chud, there was a reporter

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/

Vegas has a baseball team?

“Every accusation is a confession” I knew but this was oddly specific

It s very funny that CPAC was yelling that the left was being secretly funded by a Hungarian as they were secretly funded by a Hungarian

As the present Fascist International teeters and wobbles and starts breaking apart I'm very curious to find out how many more core components of the American conservative project are plain-old foreign-influence operations

Problem for them is, organizing works, you can’t crush democracy, and workers who fight will win. Being part of our faculty union campaign has been one of the most meaningful experiences of my life. So many of us are no longer afraid.

hot sweaty sexy socialist summer

Starbucks is partnering with ChatGPT.

The coffee giant has launched an app within the OpenAI chatbot that is supposed to "provide inspiration for customers’ drink orders."

Consumers will still need to complete their orders on the Starbucks app or website.

The Scandalous Lies Used To Accuse Hasan Piker of Antisemitism: An Investigation How organizations and leaders laundered clips from an Islamophobic propagandist, deliberately distorted Piker's words, and erased context to manufacture a case against him.

I spent two weeks looking into accusations that Hasan Piker is antisemitic. What I found was damning: prominent organizations and leaders have spread total falsehoods about him.

Whether he's antisemitic is for you to decide. But everyone should care when the ADL & politicians spread disinformation.

I am saying this 100% sincerely I didn’t know “jimmy jazz” existed beyond being a song by the clash

an annoyed man reading a magazine called Who The Hell Are All These People?

Use bad photoshop like the ancestors did

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Neither the blazers nor suns deserve to be in the playoffs. They’ll both get somehow swept in three

If you say “top o' the mornin'” your biphobia is showing THE END

i saw a tiktok about how LARPing in childhood is a sign of having no black friends and i can't stop thinking about it

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

Scientists just discovered 5.6 million bees under a New York State cemetery This whopping bee aggregation is one of the largest and oldest ever recorded, according to a new study

That's honestly a fair number of bees

That's honestly not that many bees