Jingo Reinhardt, ladies and germs. The hair looks GREAT btw.

Mayor Mamdani is on the scene of the Chabad-Lubavitch attack.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

Fellow Yids: don’t conflate Jewish hate with Bibi bait. Mamdani blame = racist shame.

This man + this day + that speech = hope. Happy New Year, Mr. Mayor. 🗽

The movie ends, Rob stands up, and Frank braces himself for the double-barreled shotgun blast. Rob walks up, tears all over his face, and says, quietly, "It's the best film Castle Rock has ever released. Good work." And then he left.

Class. Fucking. Act.

Rob Reiner was a capital-M Mensch. #RIP

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Christmas starts earlier each year AM I RIGHT?! 🎅🏼

Fuck Schumer.

This week has been a hope sandwich. 🥪💙🙌🏼🇺🇸 #podsaveamerica

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

ZOHRAN MANDATE-EEE

Chuck Schumer can eat a bag of ballots. #mayormamdani

PROTEST ANTHEM JUST DROPPED

Thanks but I'm rolling with Zohran.

Back on my grind for the inspiring Commissioner Kristen Rosen Gonzalez.

The next Blue Wave starts now.💙🌊🗽

Want to feel less shitty? COMMUNITY.

Tonight I met my next mayor, Kristen Rosen Gonzalez at the Miami Beach Democratic Club’s monthly mtg.

Find your peeps. It keeps the demons at bay. 🗽✊🏼💙

Approved.

Hegseth showed off his Halloween Himmler costume today.

5-star schmuck.

FUCK ICE FOREVER

Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I hope she makes ALL THE MONEY. #Kamala

Jimmy Kimmel’s Show to Return to ABC on Tuesday Night

Let's keep this 🗽🔥burning straight thru the midterms. #BlueWave2026

Bravo, FL. Now if we could only get rid of that damn DEI Oxygen infecting our pure, white air… 🤦🏻‍♀️😡

Thinking about the millions triggered by today’s American exceptionalism.

Since 2010 guns have killed 600K of us. People with loved ones who get to relive their trauma today. And tomorrow. And blah-blah-bloody-carnage-blah.

Let’s get to work, friends.
We have a shitty country to salvage. 💙

I will always admire Kamala Harris. #sigh

Aberdeen, Scotland today:

Hope, thy name is Zohran.

This is NOT what Hegseth posted to my LOVE ISLAND USA Discord server on Thursday.