Toad banging his head on the wall

It's their boat, they signed a lease and everything!

It’s so funny when the vet writes a prescription for my cat using my last name. Like, what, you thought we were related? Do we look alike? This is just a little guy who lives in my house and eats my food! I call him Mr Banana but that’s not his real name or anything!

Did not realize how much of parenthood would involve bullying my kids to wear clothes

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Omg yes it’s great!!!

Stitch n pitch kit with the mariners moose on it #GoMs 🧶

Beautiful day for a crochet event at the Mariners

My 3 yo keeps saying “A is for crocodile!” And he won’t accept alligator is right there.

Staying up too late re watching Veronica Mars

“I enjoy watching the TV show The Pitt” - this is what all you The Pitt fans sound like 🙄

The southern book club’s guide to slaying vampires cover

Just finished The southern book club’s guide to slaying vampires and it was fun but also one of those books about being a woman I can’t tell if I like or not

I hope Dr. Robby adopts the baby

My kids are so cuddly lately it’s super sweet

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Lol accountants aren’t the only people who type numbers

I won’t buy a laptop or keyboard without a 10 key pad

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

“Linda”

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

A street corner, with a sign reading "Play Area & Cholera Burial Ground".

Saving for "State your mood in one image" threads.

Four stacks of flower looking crochet granny squares in yellow pink blue and purple 🧶

Bundles of granny squares that will turn into little dresses. My son really wants me to make him one but I don’t know if I’ll have enough yarn in the end. He’s gonna be so grouchy when I make a baby blanket at the end that he can’t keep 😅 I’m gonna need to look up a granny square tank top pattern

The animated spider verse movies are the best I always love them there are few movies I bother to rewatch but these never disappoint

How would you describe the vibes

Trying to find a new audiobook to acquire. Mostly I don’t understand why all the apps that sell me books struggle to recommend books I actually want to buy. Don’t you have, like, all my data?

McDonald’s huntrix meal box

Every single family at the McDonalds play place had one of these. Zero happy meals.

Sometimes my husband goes to the fancy grocery store and gets the fancy local beer from Seattle and it’s so fancy and nice

“I’ve never tried going to the moon but I feel you have to be at least ten,” - my 7 yo.

Hot take: I’d rather be addressed as “Lydia” or “Lyndia” than “Linda”