Among many other things I think she knows the Trump Train is about to crash into Epstein island and wants to emerge unscathed.

As an Aggie fan and a Stars fan I am conflicted.

a man sitting at a desk with a peacock logo on the bottom Alt: Michael Scott from "The Office" loudly saying "I DECLARE BANKRUPCY!!"

Same energy

Kirk Van Houten on the Simpsons pointing at his race car bed.

I'm positive I've been beaten to this but...

Women don't like the vehicle

“he’ll never see his family again…”

Trump admin currently working on an executive order making it illegal to football teams to "go for dos" after scoring a touchdown.

I was watching by myself and still audibly said "Dude careful with the head!"

Condolences to anyone within a 50 mile radius that needs to buy gold spray paint from their local craft store - all sold out everywhere.

As Bluesky predicted I have just saved a Jerry post.

I'm baffled. Truly.

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

veggie tales guy is a moderate who cares about racism and poverty which, in his religious circles, makes him a radical on the level of the V for Vendetta guy.

I'm sad I missed them. :( Saw Jenny on the Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism tour which was fantastic but had nowhere near enough Jenny.

True. Might be the first post-rapture monologue delivered from Heaven. What an honor!

If we get raptured before the monologue I'm going to be UPSET

I wish just once I could be 10% as comfy as my dog seems to be every time she takes a nap.

Anyone who criticizes what Kimmel said needs to read the specific part that offended them and tell us why they believed it to be so over the line. Just so we can see the full magnitude of their snowflakery.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

It has to be the one and only 24 carat gold labubu.

Kroger will lay off ~1,000 employees.

In December, it announced $7.5B in stock buybacks – which juice stock prices, enriching shareholders and boosting CEO pay.

Just so happens that Kroger's last CEO was paid 457x its typical employee in 2024.

Textbook corporate greed.

It costs too much and weighs too much, but at least it's thinner than ever (which means it can't hold too much).

Have I missed a story? Does Trump have an actual complaint?

What investor is stupid enough to invest in the video version of Truth Social? Do they really think the audience is going to stick around once the censorship rolls in?

Crazy idea I know but maybe we wouldn't be having an international incident with South Korea if we treated detainees like human beings instead of degrading and torturing them.

Don't get me wrong - detained for no reason is still very bad, but not as bad as detained and tortured for no reason.

Christian got lost on his way to Valhalla and ended up in Muslim heaven.

An image from the movie "The Snowman" with crazy handwriting with the message "Mister police you could have saved her I gave you all the clues" with a drawn snowman. So not actually Rafeal's handwriting but I bet his is similar.

We do actually - he's one of his letters from a few years ago

We have what will likely be 2 very late first round picks we could trade.... probably couldn't get much for that though.