Dang! I’ll be out of town.

A one year old baby kitten perched on top of a box of cat litter. The cat is a likely bengal mix with grey and brown tabby marbling and a white chest and paws. In black capital letters over an orange background, it says “don’t forget to subscribe!”

Like and subscribe.

A full bottle of Glenmorangie 12 sitting on an off-white kitchen counter next to an empty glass. Ready to be poured. The bottle of scotch has an orange label with white text.

My “yay I don’t work at the company that laid me off anymore” gift of scotch to myself.

I cannot even fathom showing up at the last minute. So many things can and do go wrong.

And I’m totally an “always late to everything” ADHD person.

Not. The. Airport.

Ummmmmm… I missed a flight when I was a teenager because my mom got me to the airport late and I am now a lifelong “show up early and do a craft at the gate” person.

A BlueSky bot is birthed. It has yellow boots, big nattys, an Alf face, an Alf hog, shits itself, and runs fast.

Omg that cut is sooooo gooood on you😍

Like yeah. Of course our next car is gonna be an EV if we can afford it when it’s time. And in the meantime, we intend to drive one or both of the current ones into the ground.

Both my and my spouse’s cars are fully paid off (thanks, MIL’s life insurance) and still running and neither of us have jobs right now… sooooo

We had Micchan, and I got a sandwich from her and another muscle girl, but I requested pushups from Tomo.

Bad Decisions Club 🤝

I definitely hurled myself into a bush instead of the pavement once when I realized I was out of control speed-wise and going toward a surprise curb.💀

Ah yes. The universally accepted logic: “if a law exists anywhere it must be a good law”

Wtf they’re all right side up? If you didn’t turn yourself upside down before it really got going, did you really ride the gravitron?

The internet was A MISTAKE.

These days I’m on roller skates and I wear pads, but I’m still scared of the sidewalk jumping up and attacking me.

I once decided to “walk” my dad’s dog after I got rollerblades. She saw a squirrel and I was like … 7.

Most ski areas I know have a “pond skim” at the end of the season where people often dress in costumes or swimsuits and try to ski across a hole of water. Honestly my biggest worry on this day was not falling. I definitely skied more cautiously than normal because I did not want that road rash.

I’d be much more worried about a tourist not bundled up enough than one that’s too bundled up. 🤷

And yes I just realized I posted this with a “shorts and t-shirt while skiing” user pic and maybe that should extra drive the point home maybe.

Every once in a while I come across a post showing someone dressed for extreme weather as a “spot the tourist” and um… idk… as a person who has lived through very cold winters my whole life, I know how to dress and don’t think bundling up properly is a personality flaw that should stand out.

You know… I’m not normally into that joke, but what a hugely unfortunate username for THAT POST.

Omg what a brilliant way to communicate spoilers. Very LiveJournal. Also yes.

I saw it with a good reactive audience too.

I’m only ever there on wrestling nights, which are always packed with seemingly regulars as well as wrestling folks.

I have literally never been there on a quiet night

That was gonna be my guess 🤣

FANTASTIC

I’d eat it.

On our way to see it now!