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dude you’re so right and it’s so good, second cities with dope culture over everything

👏 iphone👏 that 👏fits👏 in 👏small 👏adult👏 hands 👏and👏 pockets 👏and👏 never 👏has 👏liquid 👏glass‼️

feelin shot full of maple syrup is REAL THO (hope you are well on your way to a good nights sleep soon)

acab today and every day 🫡

SAME IT IS SO GOOD

Is that a WEED?! YouTube video by tyler

4/20 repost your favorite weed vine challenge who up m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6cI...

my girlfriend @justchris.bsky.social is also a chris with a heron tattoo, they are all good herons

no chris it is a black crowned night heron, yours is a great blue heron 😜

fresh tattoo of a black crowned night heron sneaking around my calf. a smaller bird in a less realistic style is tattooed below it.

i didn’t realize you were in the esteemed siblinghood of the heron tattoo 🤝

i would love you to show me the trick to this someday

i’ve volunteered there for almost a decade! it rocks!

thank you! any recommendations from a friend of ed’s are good as gold to me 😌 (and we happen to be staying down the street from ergot so will definitely scope that out)

bright blue sky with a billboard reading A STORAGE UNIT HAS NEVER MADE YOU WATCH IT PLAY GUITAR

bruh what does this ad copy even mean. are ad copywriters okay. jk i know y’all are having your jobs devoured by slop, be safe out there from robots and insecure men i guess?!

ok dweebs where do ambient music dweebs buy records in new york city these days?

i believe it was the prophet cher who wisely foretold... "I Am Going to Shoot My Phone with a Gun"

“pet all the animals that are safe to pet” is a useful sentiment for these times

best city in worst country

i love you and you deserve care on your terms

COOL GUY ALERT‼️

i promise i am not subskeeting anyone here when i must say that my job presents me with unparalleled opportunities to be a hater

nah i will prob assemble them from garbage as is my way

i refuse to find out what the geese discourse is but i’m glad it brought me this blessed goose content 😻🐈‍⬛

will u make me some desk geese that i can put little hats and doll clothes on? like a porch goose but desk sized. serious inquiry and will send $

Duck Army YouTube video by kevin237

the only musical geese i recognize are these ducks youtu.be/nHc288IPFzk

fun PSA, if you kick your car door open into a bike lane without checking whether bikes are coming i will astrally project to your location to yell at you

unrelatedly, i love your new display name, i’ve been having a big minutemen moment in my heart

🫡 🔨😴🔜

a pair of brown and pink nike sb shoes with pink white and orange shoelaces. basil the dog ’s paw is in the corner of the frame

getting word that they are suspending my poetic license because it took me too long between buying lesbian flag themed shoelaces and thinking of the phrase “dykey nikes”

what if instead i bonk us both gently on the head with a big cartoon mallet and we get a great night’s sleep