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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

The Philosopher In Meditation by Rembrandt

The piss tank on the ISS is now 45% full.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Oh we are off to a fantastic start! #MidsomerMurders

Ooh first of the @rigb.org #XmasLectures tonight with the fabulous Maggie Aderin-Pocock

Lego do a couple of book books. I have the Sherlock Holmes Baker Street one.

Well this was Christmas #Lego #StarTrek

I got a lot of problems with you people! #Festivus

My DnD character sees that immediately rolls to search for traps!

The giant steel dome that encloses the ruins of the Chernobyl nuclear plant in Ukraine has suffered “significant structural damage”.

The update: www.iflscience.com/chernobyls-p...

It's so dumb, because now they'll probably start questioning CIS girls that don't look like what they think a girl should look like. And I assume trans boys will be made to join the Guides soon.

Absolutely loving Becky Trump #Smackdown

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

BIG STUCK SHIP KLAXON

“Menstrual blood was messy, it was imprecise, it was difficult to collect, OB-GYNs told the pair. Why bother when the disease could be diagnosed with surgery?”

Ooh, how funny. Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish used to do the same thing. Adam still does on his podcast sometime, you should give it listen if you like that kind of thing.

Oh yeah, because I'm sure thst guys tinder picture would look exactly like he does.

wow, all it took was one week of restricted access to porn.

Not just one, a triptych.

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.

The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.

Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

Motherfucking wind farms…

This is the end result of anti-trans bigotry: more harassment of girls and women, more policing of gender roles, more gender McCarthyism.

This is the guy that played Mr Terrific, right? #Superman

No. I'm not crying at the Hotel Reverie episode of #BlackMirror. Shut ya face!

So it turns out I'm not #workingclass or #middleclass I'm mint-chocchip-walls-vienettta-in-my-occado-deliverly class

Ha ha, if you haven't got varifocals you're a pussy!