I'm full of benefits and doubts

rip pc

WHY IS IT 86 IN MY ROOM

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

girls who make me GROWL wtf i didnt know i did that?????

a bat flew past my window and i smiled so much :33

im stoned, drinking a modelo, smoking a cig, listening to loud music, and in my dog bed
puppy is thriving ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა

holy fuck what a terrible day

get me the fuck out of here i hate this job

StatTrak Factory New Zeus Tosai

my wife watched me zeus someone and immediately bought me a ST Fac new Tosai :3

why the fuck was my luck pure EVIL today? almost everything that could go wrong, went wrong.

god would i love to be able to go out for beer at night and not get grabbed and touched, is that too much to ask?

one of these on a collar if you're in a polycule to signify you are owned by multiple people

why does puppy feel like trash today > <

love clicking the no button when grindr asks me if i like the app

become ungovernable, become puppy.

manager started yapping at me so i started barking at them until they left

i need my puppy here immediately> <

im going to fucking scream if people keep disregarding my requests to not overstimulate me

Nuke and Office are the only two maps puppygirls know

Like a bottle of viagra I go hard, I go berserk. She asked me what we are, and I said "We are charlie kirk"

ADMIN HES DOING IT SIDEWAYS

i fucking love music thats just insane noise at 200bpm

I’ve been pulling long hours at the piss factory

who up yearning

Fuck windows.

turns out windows put my pc into mono audio mode at some point and now that ive found it and disabled it not only am i actually able to hear shit in games but all of my music sounds 10x better

Changing peer-to-peer to puppy-to-puppy

Are you the lottery? Because I'm delusional and keep thinking I have a chance

Emi holding a lilac coloured puffball with the numbers 6 7 on it

observe