a man is holding a light saber in a dark room ALT: a man is holding a light saber in a dark room

On the plus side, we got around 5 minutes teasing us with how good this character *could* have been. So...there's that?

It's the glorious mane that sells this for me.

How dare you contain multitudes.

Honestly, I was happy to let Cyberworld have a mercurial spot in my collection and pass my Wave 1 toys on to let someone else experience the joy until I saw this figure and now I'm reconsidering everything.

You lads really went balls-out with this one.

Pretty sure his actual name is Jawn Slopzci

Meet our newest recruit! Polar Bear!
P.O.L.A.R.? What's that stand for?
...nothing. It's "Polar" like the bear?
...so what does B.E.A.R. stand for?
*exasperated bear sounds*
Dismissed!

Oh. My. God.

HE BUILT THIS IN YOUR COLON! WITH A PILE OF CRAP!

Operators are standing by!

I feel like they fixed the scale here. It's been a bit since I handled the original but I remember that being awkward. I like this a lot!

I gave him big, kissable lips, just like you asked for, boss!

ooooh, I've got this set waiting to ship. I need to get on that!

😬

TBF, none of your Arielbots had heads at that age either.

Maybe it's because the coal industry's Arby's-inspired slogan: "Coal! We have the black lung!" didn't have the intended affect?

It's "I've joined forces with a tyrant as maniacal as myself!" vs. "My mom bought me this costume at Walmart"

And after he stood up from the last, carefully positioned, weight bench, he had formed a perfect ASS RING with which to summon the Sweaty Old Ones.

Hench squared

Catso and Dogso Presents

Scourge is a discoloration

Not the horri-horns?

Well this is a very good mail day indeed. Thanks @grahamthomson.com for getting this on the last plane out of the UK!

But only at night

he can't, he won't, and he don't STOP

"no. I didn't listen. why? What'd they say about me?"

That's a damn fine shelf.

"Come for the well-written characters, stay for the gay lesbian sexbanging"

When they get to Action Masters, shit's gonna be wild.