Fin looks happy about new brother?

you know who else thought he was dying but turned out to be fine three days later?

Oramge

How is everybody, I have a cold and am quite miserable about it

Love purrs

She was not very good in that movie though but that's not the point, she had the RESPECT of the COMMUNITY

It's so wild when you remember she has a best actress oscar. What a trajectory!

So true 😆

Next time I start talking about a new tattoo go ahead and hit me in the back of the head. It won't stop me from getting it but I'll deserve it

Like 95% of my tattoo is healed enough that the scabbing fell off but the remaining 5% is driving me fucking insane

A border collie AND a corgi? Oh nobody is stepping out of formation in your house EVER again

I'm siiiiiiiick I need snacks to recover

I wish I had snacks, please will anyone pick me up some snacks

The ramen is unexpectedly spicy

An excellent age to be! Happy birthday!

Ugh I definitely think I'm getting sick so I went home :/ going to eat some ramen and then get in bed

I have two modes and they are mouthy bitch and crying baby, it's a terrible way to live

But I'm pretty sure if I were newer and somebody was like "actually your idea has been tried and didn't work" I would cry in the bathroom, but it's possible not everyone is an oversensitive little baby like me

I feel like I'm being such a bitch via email today but it's actually just that I've worked here for 10 years and do in fact know more than people who have been here less than a year

His office's executive pastry chef!!

Tree law lfgggggg

I keep thinking it's Sunday but it's not (don't get too excited; I have to work tomorrow)

Have you considered: marrying her

I think i might be getting sick :(

BOOP

do you have any idea how many kinds of cool dinosaurs there are, how can you possibly just pick ONE favorite dinosaur, I reject the premise of the question

the squirrels have invented agriculture

fuck now I'm thinking about it aaaaa gross gross gross gross gross

I read this when I was like eleven and never fucking recovered, I have to like, really try not to think about what's happening when I do things like eating, or you know... breathing

I don't have a favorite dinosaur because I'm too indecisive and there are SO MANY cool dinosaurs, but I could probably narrow it down to a top three if I really thought about it for an hour or so