just discovered that there are many instances of cockroaches crawling into peoples ears and dying while they sleep, and as a result i will no longer be sleeping ever. thank you for your attention to this matter.
i would have thought with as many times as trump has to get medical exams he would know what a doctor looks like by now
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll
She was born on March 20th, 1915
JD Vance is on a historic roll:
He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose.
Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses.
Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably.
Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.
this isn't really like any other republican administration, even george w bush wouldn't have approvingly tweeted out pictures of himself as jesus, this is as close as you get to someone looking into the camera and saying I AM AN ANTICHRIST, and while they may never admit it, some of them know it
Orban achieved a level of authoritarian consolidation unthinkable here and they still successfully got rid of him. Never let the doomers have the final say.
Did Viktor Orban say thank you to Vance?
"You'll find me chronically online
Dry my tears, I'm good to go"
"I click my heels and wish for home"
"This is what you wanted, after all
Just don't forget to have a ball
One day I'll make you love me"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ce...
orange arial rounded on black text reading "It's now safe to turn off your spaceship."
As the Integrity crew splashed down TO THE MINUTE of their estimated arrival and hit the BULLSEYE, this is a reminder that Katherine Johnson was an absolute genius. My God. #NASA #ArtemisII
Okay but like if you're inside the Orion capsule and you fart, do you like...drift across the cabin?
I'm moonscrolling
Now that the space team has splashed down, the probe is satisfied that whales still exist and earth is safe now, right?
#ArtemisII
Just tap Morse Code on the hull.
#ArtemisII
What if the recovery teams just got really close and they can just yell to each other?
#ArtemisII
I'm half expecting CBP to intercept the #ArtemisII astronauts and demand to see their passports.
"Four green crew members...that's not their complexion, that's their condition..."
lol
#ArtemisII
Reid: We have a great view of the moon out of window 2. Looks a little smaller than yesterday.
Jackie: Guess we’ll have to go back.
An emergency drawdown of Flaming Gorge is imminent, officials say. The water situation is crashing so rapidly that authorities can't track, with confidence, the extent of it. wyofile.com/its-incredib...
The #ArtemisII crew requested Uncrustables be available for them after splashdown., so the Navy confirmed they will have a bunch ready for them.
Smuckers offered them all a lifetime supply!
fortune.com/2026/04/10/u...
happy anniversary of when almost nothing happened
I don't mean to brag, but...I've made just as much money from posting on Bluesky as the big accounts make.
Yep. I'm kind of a big deal.
They let me push the reboot off for 8 hours, but that expires in 45 minutes now.
So it's a race! Which finishes first? PPT export or reboot timer?
Do you think I can put this up on Kalshi?
(I am kidding I don't use Kalshi)
/3
I have been waiting for it to export the "finished" version for like two hours.
Periodically I switch back over to Chrome and click the "Wait" button.
But...IT did some software update this morning & they're forcing a reboot of my laptop.
2/3
Testing out this HRIS reporting tool at work, made a big old dashboard in it.
Yesterday I had it export a smaller version as a PowerPoint and it took like 20 minutes or so, with Chrome repeatedly telling me the page is unresponsive.
Today I updated the dashboard & went to export it again.
1/3
The Memphis Pyramid, but only if they weld the crystal skull back to the top first.
It appears that, in a truly hilarious display of cowardice, the Bluesky admins have replaced "TACO" in the trending list with the weasel phrase "Political Concerns".
