All the straights being shook by Imrul’s “play party” meanwhile my gay ass is like ok cool which one was it #SummerHouse

usually no but sometimes a few moans escape when it’s really hitting

All the ladies cackling about Mia’s Fashion Nova 😂😂 #RHOP

Kenya cameo on #RHOP!! Her POWER 😍

dream but also nightmare blunt rotation #whitelotus

Very true!! Though to be fair, this queen did her best

These two simultaneously bringing back true competition reality TV villainy over 20 years after they themselves created that genre of villainy….

Big Brother you will ALWAYS be famous!! #TheTraitorsUS #DONDI

when you haven’t played a game in a year and have to sit through 30 mins of updates it’s sooooo annoying

if only they could release fully polished games that don’t need a ton of fixes after launch….but nah what a crazy idea 🤪

4 am me ate that

really in my chaos era rn, this shit is fun! why didn’t I do this sooner

Shocked I resisted watching a show with Dr Will and Parvati for this long

Never seen an episode of #DONDI before but watching ep 1 of season 2

And they’ve at least got one thing right — HOT PEOPLE

Joe M obviously, David, Storm, Phillip, Parvati…..yep yep yep

she’s kind of the only reason #SouthernCharm even exists at this point tbh

literally, that’s what inspired me actually haha. Went to see that Reddit thread for the ep and was like wait why is the ENTIRE thing Danielle hate

People melting down over Danielle’s Forest Gump comment, please go watch some Real Housewives to see some real insults

Was it rude? Yes. Does Carolyn lean into her quirks as a shield in these games? ALSO YES.

As she should!! But then don’t cry when she gets clocked for it.

I haven’t been this happy watching a TV episode in years

Danielle Reyes YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS #TheTraitorsUS

THAT FUCK ASS HAT!!!! THAT. IS. MY. MOTHER.

#TheTraitorsUS

I love just pretending like this is a vacation week, I’m really out here living my life 🤪

been having really great conversations with a cute boy*!!!!

*in an open relationship 🤡

I swear I meet cuter boys outside the bar waiting for a car home than I do in the bar 😂

West is slightly less embarrassing IMO but like does Ciara not see what she looks like……why did she ever speak a word to either of them!!!!!

it’s sooooooooo embarrassing for her at this point, I need her to reach her potential but she refuses 😫😫

didn’t want to go home after college friend dinner but my gays hate me today so solo Wednesday adventure it is!

“I’ve shared so much” - Kyle

Also Kyle:
- Won’t say if why or even if her and Mau are getting divorced
- Won’t say Morgan’s name
- No idea what her relationship with Kim is like these days
#RHOBH

Forming a negative opinion about someone because of their actions does not equal “bias,” Kyle. Your only one on one interaction with Boz was you trying to turn her against Dorit.

Meanwhile, Dorit spilled her whole life story to Boz within 30 seconds 😂 Kyle’s just mad Boz clocked her #RHOBH

Sutton sitting by Dorit’s front door for two hours saying “I’m leaving” without taking a single step outside is so camp #RHOBH

#RHOBH theme music makes me feel like a mouse tiptoeing through the house on Christmas Eve idk

Britani Bateman is a fellow Gemini, omg I knew she was that bitch for a reason ♊️ #RHOSLC

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me following hot Brazilians on the TL

already on my flight over 🫡