Salmon! 😂

Looks perfect to me!

Things you love to see 😍

Goodnight 🩷

He’s ready to leave and I’m like yeah I’ll have another to his friends and he looks at me like LUCY come on! 😂😂😂

This is the other way around in my relationship 😂

I don’t use TikTok much! I’ll watch ones people send me on my daughters account that I have logged in on my phone for safeguarding purposes…

I can see how it revolutionised social media and gave people a platform and escape they need and deserve

Even an income 🫶🏻 that’s not awful. How can it be? 🩷

I’ve just seen your goodbye video on fb and didn’t know you were on here!

Hopefully you won’t be saying goodbye forever to the app that brought your incredible content to my attention 🫶🏻

Right… i have cleared both kids rooms, the sofa, everywhere of dirty washing…

The washing baskets are officially EMPTY…

And I’ve still got a bunch of odd socks. What the HELL?! 😂

Happy 2nd birthday Alfie!
You came into our lives on a whim, you needed a safe home and we had one that you would fit perfectly into even though I said it was just a foster… 2 minutes in our home and I was never gonna let you go… 😂 my baby 😍

It isn’t often I am taken aback by takes that are offended by the injustice of “Muslim” grooming gangs vs white men gangs…

But to victim blame isn’t the way man. It’s not the fucking way!!!!

Surely…

You just employ people who can vet the intoxication levels of customers as they board the plane?

Why should airports miss out on sales because Ryanair won’t pay staff to exercise their rights to refuse intoxicated passengers?!

YESSSSSSS!!!!

😁😁😁😁😁

Fair play to get it to this point though… actual effort put in there and it was palpable!

I don’t like it.

I don’t like it.

I don’t like it.

🫣🫣🫣🫣

Had to take my daughter shopping with her Xmas and birthday money today… come home… put the football on…

Just as Garnacho got the ball 😂🇾🇪

Sounds different! 😂

What is it? X

Chinese 5 spice is probably one of my top 5 kitchen aromas!

I am HUNGRY!

The amount of trauma my eldest has compared with my youngest who was too young to remember is astounding.

There are only 3 years between them.

Don’t let your child end up struggling like mine 🫶🏻 leave. ASAP.

Saaaaaame! Can’t wait to get rid of the cardboard haul! 😂

Discard. Immediately.

It’s Monday again isn’t it?

It feels like Monday again!

My boy.

What can I say? Just 3 days shy of your 14th birthday… your mum won the war.

You finally have everything you need in place in school to succeed and I know now that you will 🫶🏻

I love you and I’ll forever fight for you when I need to. My weirdo, my first love, my everything! 🩷

It’s not exactly much of a flex these days…

Remember being told this wasn’t a penalty because it was so close to the shot… 🤦🏽‍♂️

I said we were gonna win today…

Everyone said I was fucking mental and we’d lose.

I’d say I won that argument. 😂

It felt it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m alright now. 😂