Such a sweet, beautiful girl 🐈‍⬛✨

Americans could be celebrating and marveling at this today, but instead we're all thinking about whether Trump is going to nuke Tehran this month and how many tens of thousands of innocent civilians will be killed in that city of 10 million starting tomorrow night

Trump has made reality a hellscape

Beginning to believe that even if he dropped trou and took a shit on live TV the media would find a way to sanewash it.

JFC make it stop

I love how our black kitties turn chocolatey brown in the sun. ☀️🐈‍⬛

So inspiring

Is it a good sign that the White House commandeered prime time on the networks to broadcast what was essentially an unconvincing proof-of-life video?

Stocks are down and oil is up after Trump's much-anticipated Iran speech. He nailed it!

It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.

I hate him. I hate the hyperbole. I hate the nonsense. So, so much.

Absolutely not

Sharpies

Sounds very rapey.

Romeo and Mishi. One is sweet, the other is crazy. 💕

Fuck every single syllable of this

Why are we tolerating any of this?

Well done everybody

This is absolutely devastating.

Bill, I love all of your literary references. Keep them coming. Make American Literate Again. 🤍

One of my favorites

I hate this timeline

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The current market reactions are crazy-making.

love to freestyle war

I don’t think “wincing” quite covers it.

Yeah, pretty sure this is called losing.

Every single morning.

In a functional democracy, he would offer his resignation tonight.