And yet when women say the risk is not worth the “reward” they lose their minds…

I would have that problem if you told me it was a cat, but I’ve never had a pet bunny and I already know they’re delicious so

I loudly and performatively say “these losers again???” And it doesn’t change anything but I hope it makes them feel a little bad inside

every day i am so tired

not to compare it to the very real mortality risks of childbirth, but I recently had just a bitty little 2mm stone and it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. they are no joke!

Outlook has a delay send option - schedule the email to send 2 days from now?

oh definitely, i just noticed she isn't using the matching knife and have suspicions why! 😅

it's part of an old fashioned carving set! the knife is probably either gone or dull as hell, if my parents' set is any indication...

Don’t let your nostalgia take you down this road.

Even if I otherwise agree with their charity... I do not give my credit card information to someone on the street?? the BEST case scenario is always gonna be "I'll look into that when I get home"

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

@awhalefact X.com the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

thus proving whales are among the most intelligent creatures on earth

I guess we're all doing Harry Potter takes today so mine is that "is this media spiritually corrupting?" is a vague psychological question that you can discourse about for hours and there is no right answer

but "where is my money going when I buy this?" is a lot more straightforward

We’re told there’s no money for universal healthcare or to end hunger in this country. But somehow $200 billion more for war will likely move through Congress without question. 

Not another penny for another endless war.

Mike Sorrentino drinks free?

The goose holding a knife meme, with the phrase "abortion is a human right"

apparently geese are one of her symbols? I'm into it.

SCREAMING i had no idea there was a SECOND post-credits scene!! I saw the first, 90s-era scene with Buddy Guy but absolutely missed the other one!!

Meanwhile here in DC we a) don’t get a vote and b) all these fucking assholes come here and weigh in on our choices and fuck up my city so I, too, will continue to have opinions about other people’s senators!!

Fantom in Dupont Circle, Big Planet on U street, or go straight to Awesome Con next weekend if you want the big leagues! DC has plenty of comics nerds 😩

It’s about the juxtaposition!

Abortion was phase I, trans healthcare was phase II, birth control is phase III

I know one great way he could set a ratings record

Desperately jealous of two different countries this morning…

it's never been "old lady," but it HAS been gay and straight men have been salty about that forever.

"make it cool" my ass, WashPo, just say make it acceptable to homophobes because we know that's what you mean

in fact, their ability and willingness to be evil probably made them better at amassing obscene wealth

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

The whole convo is disgusting but I do want to point out that it was Epstein who asked.

i need so many people to go to jail.