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Clearly someone who knows where their towel is.

(thanks Douglas)

then you find out

It's both until you check by trying to sail through

As an atheist, humanist & secularist it’s really challenging that the Pope is at the top of my list at the moment

I miss him so much

Exactly, that’s why Schrödinger specifically used a cat for his famous thought experiment

Kookaburra. One of my favourite birds.💚

Spot on 👇

Excellent - lays out the idiocy beautifully

Hammer not needed, the World wide shouts of celebration will break the glass for you 🔨🪟

Take the blue tablet and stay here please

More difficult women

Had he somehow slipped back to the 80s?

Pretty sure similar to this has already happened - all those ‘negotiations’…

Hear hear - not sure I’d ever go there at this point

🔥 💥 🔥

Gold … or truth perhaps

You’re just being difficult … again

Mega TACO strikes again

Using the popular alternate stroke technique

Gormless Pillock
Brainless Gnat
Mindless Twit

3 ring circus

But it’s no ivory…

The duopoly are basically board members for billionaires and planet killing corporations.
We need Change.
#Auspol

An absolute goose

A Brownian motion of World Leaders

Max!!