Say, yeah! Let's be alone together, we can stay young forever!

It’s 4 am and I bought a cover for my laptop and stickers of 90s cartoons and memes to make a custom sticker cover… take this phone and my wallet away from me, please

Hey friend, I just saw this now, I just let you know if you still need talk, my dm are open for you any time, be kind with yourself ♥️ text me if you need/want it 🥰

Oh 🤔 now you said that, it seems to be a problem 🤔

Don’t worry, I will teach you a technique from my ancestors. You will need:

- gas
- lighter or matches

Put gas in the house, make a line of gas till you are far enough from the house for you to run.
Light the fire.
And the last but most important advice, pay attention:
RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

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Walk ✅
House cleaned ✅
Dishes washed ✅

My Friday starts now, happy Friday everyone, let’s plaaaaaaaaay!

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I think we should stop fighting and start being allies

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Wait wait wait, it’s a sword fight? Because I have one here for fight to my man!

One hour walking in the rain, not bad.

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Hope you get better soon, sending good vibes ♥️

"I have a weird taste; you’d never understand."

"Show me."

Claro minha Deus, minha louca minha feiticeira

Hi Mira, can you reserve for me Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls? Thank you, I will go there later today.

O botão de trás troca pro touch pad, bem de boa de jogar

Hi hello hello, my humps, my little love lumps!
You’re beautiful in the Bulma cosplay 🥰♥️

Let’s get all the Pokémon! The first gym is done.

She is fantastic! And I can guarantee she is a goddess!

Oh, okay, for real, she is the only one I worried about it. 😌

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What do you mean my mommy Pabllo is not real?
Are you playing with my feelings?

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You staring at me and I staring back at you like this:

“No, because the MacBook Neo doesn’t run games.”

This is me playing this masterpiece of computer systems (STACK).

Cool! Good luck! 🥰

Hi! I will add you soon as I get home!

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GRRM: Today I will read the first chapter of my book to you guys.

Ooooff, no way, no one will be like pele or Maradona.
Me too, Im excited to watch some matches!

Yeah, very forgettable lol

No doubt he was very talented, but he play for money, and he have a ton of money, so he kinda gave up, he just wants spend his fortune.
Definitely right now Mbappe is one of the best ones.

Of course not, he was playing in Brazil in the team he started, but like last year he played like 4 matches in the whole year and every weekend he was in some different club lol seriously, this guy is a joke…