POV you're playing against grand roll in 2028

They have done this at riptide and other stuff before

I do agree that the scene needs more aura

I love naut and it’s my favorite thing in a video game ever but I want to be a slayer 😔

+250 clam blitz rotation and I have decent mechs, yippee

If I do return to comp, if the atmosphere is anything like it is rn, I do not think I will be maining naut anymore. It just feels like so many other weapons have vastly greater abilities to actually do things aggressively

After many many years of splatling and now, post-retirement messing around with gal in soloq, I feel like I am actually playing the splatoon 3 that everyone has been talking about thw whole time

naut is like playing a csgo character in apex legends

meta so bad for nautilus it forced me into retirement

See you again sometime YouTube video by RemixedFern •

THE RETIREMENT MONTAGE!!

youtu.be/XhF0Jzp2UE8

#compsplatoon

LUTI Division X 🥇
with ezmd

Roster:
@ Devin
@ phoenix
@ kiki
@ me

We are so happy to win, after so much hardwork and discipline, we made it. :)

GGs to every single team we've played throughout the season

They’re calling it the most efficient team of all time

I saw this post three times yesterday and I read it as “diagnosed with my first ever LUTI” but now I‘ve actually read it 😭

in the ideal world dragib becomes the first dslosher major winner but the chains of optimization deprive us all a soul

let's just say that if dragib had participated in the montage contest it would have been a landslide

real

BRO WHAT

did you at least defrost the peas

See you again sometime YouTube video by RemixedFern •

THE RETIREMENT MONTAGE!!

youtu.be/XhF0Jzp2UE8

#compsplatoon

midlevel prospects - Yuri and Stara YouTube video by RemixedFern •

btw a different montage: Two of the showcases that I hadn't made yet

youtu.be/qFmdP3Z3SbU

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superteam

dawg
bsky.app/profile/remi...

4.18.2026

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I feel like PRX mindfreak rn

I have completed the editing on the retirement montage...

teaser soon

#compsplatoon

I have completed the editing on the retirement montage...

teaser soon

#compsplatoon

aura

normally even in situations where an esports org isn't required, teams that are good enough to play in international/official tournaments or end up on podiums tend to be bought out by esports orgs anyway

people should also know that weird pickup names are not a problem unique to splatoon, people pick weird names across esports it's just that normally names are effectively regulated by the requirement/tendency to be represented by an esports org in offical events

(Random example, not accusatory in any way)

Like it means nothing to me that "I Hate Mikal Bridges" got second in big dapple but it does mean something to me that masamune, balloon, nilla, and nourmal did

hot take but if you're posting tournament results with team names that nobody has every heard (pickups with unique names) then either just post the player names instead or post the player names after the team names because the team name alone provides literally zero information

speck ori and you is like an insane level of mechanical talent for the frontline core and support

Global gauntlet quals had the rosters on the bottom corners of the screen and it was peak