Lol Paxton talking about moral values? Lolololololol my side hurts 🤣

F yeah. I have plenty of time to read it again before June 7...

Right? You could... just not say anything. The fuck, man.

Please don't make him think, he is clearly unable.

A close-up shot of actor Mark Wahlberg from the film The Happening, with an expression of extreme confusion and concern.

The only expression I've had for a year and a half now

No but clearly I need to 😍

Everything else sucks, but a spoonful of chili crisp in boxed Mac and cheese is 👍

4.8 lmfao he's at least 30%

Cats, man. Twice one of my cats put his favorite fuzzy ball inside a Christmas gift bag that I was packing for my ex 😭

Personally experienced this when I went to the doc for abdominal pain. He told me it was anxiety about my upcoming wedding and rxed me Xanax, which shockingly did not help.

Surprise, a second opinion found I had a digestive tract infection and needed antibiotics 🎉

This, this, 1000 times this.

2 newborn kittens sleeping in a corner outside between a wooden fence and a paver rock. One orange tabby and one gray tabby.

Life, uh, finds a way.

It seemed like the ending just wrapped everything up way too fast? Idk, you are right about the third act, ruined what could have been a good movie.

Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers after they blow up the school. Her hair is a mess and there’s soot and blood on her face and a cigarette is dangling out of her mouth. She looks very very done.

Mood

This is the motherflippin way.

Literally what

Any man that I’ve ever been with who claimed to “just want peace and not drama,” was always the most dramatic manipulator. That man is just looking for someone who will never challenge or question him. And if you do, he will make you feel small until one of you leaves.

This very accurately describes my ex... I left, met someone else and married him and oh boy was ex mad. Sorry bout it (but not really).

So he has been doing enhancement drugs for 6 years and still looks pretty average? Yikes

The interviewer totally has that Ryan Gosling smirk going on..

He is a grown fucking man and president, the american public isn't his sandbox to "learn discernment" jesus mcfuckin christ

A BEBE <3

Lol, that is amazing :D

lol, that is amazing :D

There's a restaurant nearby that has lemonade with Rosemary in it and is so good

Oh, that sounds really good. My favorite drink at Sonic is iced tea with Blackberry and Mint, and my favorite Gatorade is the cucumber lime one. I like unusual flavored stuff, It's always a hit.

Thus we begin today's episode of "the technology just does what you tell it to, if you're not getting the results you intend then your commands are wrong. there are literally no errors."

Dacre Montgomery was awesome in that film, he makes a great creepy dude.

I've never been as glad as I am to have a small, fuel-efficient vehicle. It's usually a burden when I'm driving, especially since I live in Texas where everyone else drives a huge diesel truck like a total asshole.